Math_Maestro

Internet & Microsoft creator, Bill Gates' birthdate was Friday, October 28th,1955 & Sunday, November 4th, 2007 will be19,000 DAYS after his birthdate!

He is 52 today! 52 "In My Dictionary" is "One Baker's Dozen Leap Years!" Math_Maestro

THIS IS NOT A JOKE THIS IS A TRUE FACT! Math_Maestro

Back in my 8th or 9th grade, schoolyear, (I daydreamed, doing numerical equations during "Science", I believe) & discovered

that six times DAILY, a digital wristwatch can "TELL YOU HOW MUCH TIME, REMAINS, UNTIL 12:00:00 A.M. MIDNIGHT! THEY ARE:

1ST - A - 6:30:00 A.M. = 63,000 SECONDS!

2ND - A - 9:00:00 A.M. = 900 MINUTES!

3RD - A - 12:00:00 = 12 HOURS!

4TH - A - 3:15:00 P.M. = 31,500 SECONDS!

5TH - A - 4:40:00 P.M. = 440 MINUTES!

6TH - A - 6:00:00 P.M. = 6 HOURS!

& FOR DECEMBER 31st, THE 6 TIMES ARE DIFFERENT!

1ST - B - 6:30:30 A.M. = 63,030 SECONDS!

2ND - B - 9:00:30 A.M. = 900 MINUTES & 30 SECONDS!

3RD - B - 12:00:30 P.M. = 12 HOURS & 30 SECONDS!

4TH - B - 3:15:30 P.M. = 31,530 SECONDS!

5TH - B - 4:40:30 P.M. = 440 MINUTES & 30 SECONDS!

6TH - B - 6:00:30 P.M. = 6 HOURS & 30 SECONDS!

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THE TOP 6 (WITH A) TELL THE TIME UNTIL 12:00:00 A.M. &

THE LOWER 6 (WITH B) TELL TIME UNTIL 12:01:00 A.M.

WHO ALL DOES THIS AMUSE? [IF ANYONE]

What is or was the song title?

In food, how was the term "deviled" originate? To me, the term sounds very much like the food is poisoned, hexed or accursed! Math_Maestro.

Do I Start with C:\Docoments and Settings? I have it in My Documents\MyPictures folder. What steps afterwards? I like the "Eyes-Nearly-Popping-Out, In Shock" & Tex Avery.

I will deeply appreciate anyone's help very much!

Back in mid October of 1987? (approximated year guess), I was at a mall & seen a

"temporary store" that was selling October 31 costumes & highly priced! I left the room, got a Dr Pepper (my favorite soft drink), then I returned! (1PM or 2PM Hour)

In the door entrance, I IMITATE DICK VAN DYKE JUST LIKE IMITATED BORIS KARLOFF & created this line practiced it once & then said "GOOD AFTERNOON, COME OVER AND BE MY LUNCH!" (Then done a hysterical laugh).

As soon as I said it, a customer asked me to repeat the line & I did. Ten minutes later, I said it again & the hysterical laugh!

After saying it the 3rd time, I immmediately "hid" and then loitered in a Radio Shack store, (to keep from being caught in my act & possibly being arrested) for 15 minutes, atleast. I watched the door, while there, I did not see a policeman, FORTUNATELY! Within the next hour, I left the mall & the day was humorous to me, I quietly laughed at my prank for the rest of that day! NITROUS OXIDE! "LAUGHING GAS!"

Part 3 Of 3: As an Adult:

I made an order online as "Peter Parker" I was then told that I had broken a law or two.(without realizing it!) And a brother thought I would be jailed. (I was not meaning to pull a prank!) You may ask why I picked the alias name of "Peter Parker". The idea originated from reading "Webmaster@____.com", .net or .org atleast three times.

I am not a "Spider-Man" fan as some may think.

The order was for a game disc & the overall price was $37.94.

In making the order, I was told, that my mother allowed me to use her credit card.

(I do not own a credit card). Once the order was made & completed, I waited for the game disc to arrive by mail & I then changed the "Peter Parker" name & deleted all the mail that was in that subtitute e-mail address.

(The game disc has the "Peter Parker" name stamped on it).

I still have that very same substitute e-mail address, but the account & mail no longer shows up with the "Peter Parker" name.

PS: I was never charged!

Part 3 Of 3: As an Adult:

I made an order online as "Peter Parker" I was then told that I had broken a law or two.(without realizing it!) And a brother thought I would be jailed. (I was not meaning to pull a prank!) You may ask why I picked the alias name of "Peter Parker". The idea originated from reading "Webmaster@____.com", .net or .org atleast three times. I am not a

"Spider-Man" fan as some may think. The order was for a game disc & the overall price was $37.94.

In making the order, I was told, that my mother allowed me to use her credit card.

(I do not own a credit card). Once the order was made & completed, I waited for the game disc to arrive by mail & I then changed the "Peter Parker" name & deleted all the mail that was in that subtitute e-mail address.

(The game disc has the "Peter Parker" name stamped on it).

I still have that very same substitute e-mail address, but the account & mail no longer shows up with the "Peter Parker" name.

PS: I was never charged!

Part 2 of 3: As a Teenager:

In the Summer imbetween my fifth & sixth grade schoolyears & on a Sunday, I walked to the store for a Coca-Cola flavored icee. As soon as I finished it, I had to go to the restroom! I asked the store employee. I was not allowed behind their doors. Then I walked out thinking that I "needed to hide behind a tree"!

While I was still walking out, I saw the Exxon gasoline station, (almost next door). I walked to it & it was closed. Then I walked to the MENS restroom door. The door was locked. I then "SECRETLY" twisted the doorknob of the WOMENS restroom. IT WAS ACCIDENTALLY LEFT UNLOCKED! Noticing this, I then watched cars & anyone that may be by. As soon as I knew that no one else was in immediate sight, I QUICKLY SNUCK IN, used the restroom & then watched & listened for anyone that may be by. When it was silent, I snuck back out & then acted casual, as if I never had the problem!

PS: I locked the WOMENS restroom door before I snuck back out!

Category 1 - Youngster/Rascal Stage:

Oldest thing I can remember, I was about four or five. As my mother & I were at a Sears store. She was looking for a new freezer. While she was looking at models & prices, I had to go to the restroom! While she was still looking, I used a comode, that was for sale! Believe it or not I was not caught!

Prank 2: I was less than a year from school. I overheard long & loud laughter. So I decided to listen. One story I heard was that someone put an egg in someone else's shoe. Later, that same night, I woke up & had to use the restroom. While up, I decided to "steal an egg" & try the stunt I heard just hours earlier. I put an egg in a brother-in-law's boots. Reason? They were first in sight & I knew the egg was well hid! He did not put the boots on for six months, atleast! When he did, he asked everyone, except me, because I am the youngest of the family. A month later, I admitted & he cracked an egg over my head. I was called "Egghead"! about a month.

Basic arithmetic was my best & favorite elementary school subject. That is why my Username is Math_Maestro.

QUESTION: "What did Tarzan gain,

when he met Jane?"

ANSWER: "A wild wife,

in wildlife!"

While doing caculations, I have just discovered the lowest number, when squared, the EQUASION SQUARED & REQUIRES ALL TEN NUMERALS! ANSWER IS: 33,144 X 33,144 = 1,098,524,736! {0123456789}.

(from lowest to highest) 63x927is58401, aka Math_Maestro.

Basic arithmetic was my best & favorite school subject. During my highschool years, all on my own, I deciede to study over the Calendar. Reason? To figure out what day events & birthdates originally occurred on! My birthdate was a Wednesday & my parents birthdates were on Sunday's, but 121 WEEKS & 847 DAYS are imbetween their birthdates. For anyone that likes Elvis Presley, his birthdate was Tuesday, January 8th, 1935 & Tuesday, August 16th, 1977, he died. His lifetime, in WEEKS & DAYS is/was: 15,561 DAYS & 2,223 WEEKS & 0 DAYS.

History Events:

July 4th, 1776 was a Thursday,

& I have figured out all 50 States Statehood Dates & Presidential Lifetimes. I go to bed doing mathematical equasions, since I was in third grade! To make humor of 36x24x36, 36 x 24 x 36 = 31,104. Honestly. & Two equasions that require all ten numerals are, one in +&- is 657 + 432 = 1,089 & one in x & division, 715 x 46 = 32,890.

(1234567890).

I want to create avatar, on my own & from My Documents.

Can I create avatar to be the same as Profile? What I want, in size is 96x73 pixels & 2.31 kilibytes. The clip is a jpg.