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While U browse in computer, what U eat/drink/chew/munch?

What Percentage of your brain are U using in particular time of work, sex/entertainment and sleep?

Which side of your brain do U use most U think?

Normally what do U think of?

(Survey for my subjct)

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Lying or not?

What kind of person u choose to be friend?

Fill in the blanks:

If I could_________, I would ________. ???

What is a creature with no leg is dancing on a four legged and in the mean while two legged took no leg to a branch.

What are these three creatures. GUESS.

There was a talking parrot as a pet in a house, but it usage some slang language every time it speaks out. So the master thought to make this parrot a polite talker. So he has asked some bird trainer to teach this bird some good decent words and get rid of its bad habits. After some month the bird trainer returned this parrot to its master saying that now this bird is speaks all good word, but only thing you have to give a pull on it's left or right leg. To check that bird speaks decednt word, the master pulled it's left leg, and amazingly it said "Good moring". Then he pulled right leg, it said "How are You"? He repeatedely did that for some more time. After satisfying himself, he paid off the trainer a good sum. But for the master he was not sure that hehas check all the words that the bird can speak, so he again performed the pulling tricks. That parrot was not speaking any thing rather than those two words. So he pulled both leg together, and parrot Shouted"

Why do blonds?

Reads blond jokes, and yell to other?

without being racist Pls Answer. (I am against racism.)

One man not blind but pretending to be blind, was begging on the street corner, asking for not less than a dollar. One wise man saw the begger was looking through one eye, so he aproached the begger to only tell him that he can see through his one eye.

But the begger was prompt to ask him, " OK! You are the first person to tell me that, so kindly give me a 50 cent."

How do I prepare Red Wine at home?

This question was asked by one of my friend who is 47+ and wanna quit the marine job. He has a vast 13 yrs experience in Merchant Navy. And would like to work abroad in USA or UK if suitably salaried. Can ne 1 help him?

A pregnant woman rode a bus and bought one and a half ticket for her destination.

This question was asked by a 4 yrs old kid of my neighbourhood. Can ne one explain him?

One of my friend told us about life in a Military Service, That one Army Officer had an Stupid driver for his Official tour to some other Base, As out of his day stress that officer was ordered his driver to drive the vehicle, the driver asked the officer about his destination. The officer absent mindedly just uttered,"To Hell." But the driver politely asked the officer to lie before his car, to go to hell, instead of riding it.

A drunken man was doing something under a light post, rest of the road was dark, as only one light post was in that particular area. Another person who was passing by, ask the first person that what was he doing under that light post. The drunken man replied in a low voice that his Money purse was lost, so he is looking for it here. The other man quered about the details so that he can help him finding the money purse, and he came to know that the drunken man did not remember where he has lost it. So this good person asked the drunken man why he was looking for the money purse here. The answer drunken man gave was, " What is the use to look for my lost purse in the pitch dark street? that is why I am looking it under the lightpost.