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I'm having 15 girls over for my 12th birthday and was wondering which one by looking at the trailers you would pick?! Suggestions appreciated!!

• Legally Blondes

• Bring it on again

• Along came polly

My english teacher has assigned us to make up a fairytale that every 2 lines have a rhyming word at the end. No roald dahl copies, as he said he check if they really were made up! This is a roald dahl version that might give you some insparation! 10 points for best answer!! There definetly will be one!

Itr doesnt have to be as long as this one!!

What, for example, would you say,

If strolling through the woods one day,

Right there in front of you you saw

A pig who'd built his house of STRAW?

The Wolf who saw it licked his lips,

And said, "That pig has had his chips."

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

"No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

The little pig began to pray,

But Wolfie blew his house away.

He shouted, "Bacon, pork and ham!

Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!"

And though he ate the pig quite fast,

He carefully kept the tail till last.

Wolf wandered on, a trifle bloated.

Surprise, surprise, for soon he noted

Another little house for pigs,

And this one had been built of TWIGS!

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

"No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

The Wolf said, "Okay, here we go!"

He then began to blow and blow.

The little pig began to squeal.

He cried, "Oh Wolf, you've had one meal!

Why can't we talk and make a deal?

The Wolf replied, "Not on your nelly!"

And soon the pig was in his belly.

"Two juicy little pigs!" Wolf cried,

"But still I'm not quite satisfied!

I know how full my tummy's bulging,

But oh, how I adore indulging."

So creeping quietly as a mouse,

The Wolf approached another house,

A house which also had inside

A little piggy trying to hide.

"You'll not get me!" the Piggy cried.

"I'll blow you down!" the Wolf replied.

"You'll need," Pig said, "a lot of puff,

And I don't think you've got enough."

Wolf huffed and puffed and blew and blew.

The house stayed up as good as new.

"If I can't blow it down," Wolf said,

I'll have to blow it up instead.

I'll come back in the dead of night

And blow it up with dynamite!"

Pig cried, "You brute! I might have known!"

Then, picking up the telephone,

He dialed as quickly as he could

The number of red Riding Hood.

"Hello," she said. "Who's speaking? Who?

Oh, hello, Piggy, how d'you do?"

Pig cried, "I need your help, Miss Hood!

Oh help me, please! D'you think you could?"

"I'll try of course," Miss Hood replied.

"What's on your mind...?" "A Wolf!" Pig cried.

"I know you've dealt with wolves before,

And now I've got one at my door!"

"My darling Pig," she said, "my sweet,

That's something really up my street.

I've just begun to wash my hair.

But when it's dry, I'll be right there."

A short while later, through the wood,

Came striding brave Miss Riding Hood.

The Wolf stood there, his eyes ablaze,

And yellowish, like mayonnaise.

His teeth were sharp, his gums were raw,

And spit was dripping from his jaw.

Once more the maiden's eyelid flickers.

She draws the pistol from her knickers.

Once more she hits the vital spot,

And kills him with a single shot.

Pig, peeping through the window, stood

And yelled, "Well done, Miss Riding Hood!"

Ah, Piglet, you must never trust

Young ladies from the upper crust.

For now, Miss Riding Hood, one notes,

Not only has two wolfskin coats,

But when she goes from place to place,

She has a PIGSKIN TRAVELING CASE.

I'm doing a project on collies (including breeds such as shetland sheepdog, welsh sheepdog etc.) I would love some heroic or funny stories to feature in it. I would also love quirks/habits too!

I'm in 5th class (grade!) and we have to do a research project with the topic being our choice. I'm thinking about,Rough Collies, Helen Keller. I like insparational women and actual things!! A friend is doing cartoon characters and I'd LOVE something like that. Thanks beforehand!

I got my kindle fire set up today. I live in the Republic of Ireland but I still have to pay in US Dollars. How do I fix this?

My Lassie has 3 cuts on his actual nose and one cut on his snout. These are all less than 1 1/2 cm. They were bleeding at first but as soon as we cleaned them with warm cotton wool pads it kind of stopped. We were walking him down our road when a vicious border collie (not that all border collies are vicious as I have a cross of one myself) who was locked in, started snarling at put his paw through the gate and scraped in twice as we could not pull my dog away instantly. If you are going to say vet, don't as we called our local pet store/vet in one and they said it didn't sound that serious and they just recommended the warm cotton wool. It doesn't seem to be bothering him so much to scratch but any tips would be a GREAT help. Thank You!