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I am so confused, my 9 year old daughter is going camping soon, and her packing list has the following instructions:

Don't forget to take your glasses or contact lens with you

(Does that mean she has to take my contact lens with her?)

Be sure to pack the luggage with your child

( Does that mean she has to have a child first to join?The camp is next week so not enough time....

or that I pack her together with the luggage? )

Duh, am so clueless, maybe she just better not go camping???

When your phone goes "green, green", you white for a while, and then you pink it up, then you say, YELLOW, YELLOW

I just wanted to share my joy for passing my driving test first time, I was so nervous the whole night long, but through the nervousness, I tried to maintain my presence of mind and it went well, thank God. Cheers everyone !

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and

it won. Pleased, he entered it in another race

and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S *** OUTFRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of

publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter

the donkey in any more races. The next day the local

paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHESTHE PASTOR'S ***.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered

the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor

decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the

following headline:

NUN HAS THE BESTASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He told the nun that she would have to get

rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for

$10.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN SELLS ASSFOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered

the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the

high plains where it could run free. The next day

the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCESHER ***

IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas .

The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORALOF THE STORY???

Being concernedabout public opinion can bring you

much grief and misery and even shorten your life.

So, be yourself and enjoy life.

STOP worrying about everyone else's *** and

you'll live longer.

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,

> Always Lifts You Up, Never Lets You Down, or Leaves You Hanging And

> Is Always Close To Your Heart!!! Share this with a friend! I DID

II Work In A Zoo...

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.

They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

Well, the guy has his doubts, but hHe needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.

The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.

He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

just a thought for all the women out there........MENtal illness,

> MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,MENopause............Ever notice how

> all

> of women's problems start with men?.........And

>

> When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!

I just don't know if my well-wishes would be welcome or not. We live in 2 different Continents The cause of our rift was his wife's being such a busybody, and he off course, sided with her even when he could see her obviously wrong . It's just that being 50 is a big event. Should I send him birthday greetings anyway?

What's the big difference between them ? Are they all the same?

The hotel is Trend Hotel in Regensdorf. Your son would have to contact me by email if you wish to avail of the voucher. it is my user name at yahoo.com. Hear from you soon.

How do I , or am I allowed to give my thumbs up if I find someone's answer good, or is this just for the person who asked the question to do so? If yes, how do I do that, nothing seems to happen when I just click on the thumb sign. Thanks people, I have a discovered a fun way to interact with all of you through Yahoo Answers.

I have a hotel voucher for a 4 nights stay in a Suite for 2 Persons including Half-board at a business hotel just 15 minutes away from main Zürich, for a very reasonable price.

Please only serious offers

does it really work? Would it be something you will try,or recommend? Share your views and experience.