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This is something about me. I am fiesty but I love God an my family. Their is a BUNCH of men in love with me on the internet but if you want to get to know me better, hit me up. I work at TeleTech but am a spriring model an would like to pose for Playboy someday.

  • I don't know why they even have a fathers day! My dad left when I was 2, my stepfather is an @ss an my son's father is worst! WTF!?

    My real dad left my mom when I was 2 for some whore he worked with. So he is worth less. He moved to Florida so as no to have to pay child support. My stepfather is an @ss, he is a preacher an made my life a living hell when I was younger an has made fun of me all my life. My son's father (my ex husbend) left me an married MY SISTER. Men is stupid an worth less. I think there ignorent an their should not be a holiday to celebrate, stupid ignorent men.

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • This is the end of my life! I am completely humiliated to death! I ruined are date last night an he is mortafied! Help!?

    I had a date last night with a man my friend Tara sat me up with, his name is Pushrod but he goes by a nickname, Warshtub. He picked me up at my place an we went to Popeyes an then to the theater to see that Baywatch movie.

    We was sitting in the theater an that Popeyes was really spicy but I didnt realize how bad until I leaned over to grab Warshtubs cock an a HUGE puff of air came out of my butt followed by runny diarea. I screamed an Warshtub blowed up.

    I ran to the toilet screaming an crying my eyes out, while I was in their having the most rancid diarea an passing all this air out of my butt, I get a text from Warshtub telling me he left the theater an is on his way home, he stuck $20 in my purse (which I left in the theater when I ran to the potty) for a cab fair home an to never text or call him again, an then he said some allfull things and called me fat! I was devastated an sat on the toilet an bawled.

    I wish I was DEAD. Should I call or text an try to exsplain that the Popeyes didnt agree with me. I didnt even get a goodnight kiss!

    4 AnswersSingles & Dating4 years ago
  • When Trump goes to prison an gets the death penalty, will their be like a election or will Hillery just be automatically made the presedent?

    I don't know much about politics an stuff, but I know Trump should be in jail for lying, rape, racism an the Russians! So when he is arrested, will their be like a special election where we have to vote for Hillery or will she just automatically be made the presedent?

    One of the ignorent POS that I work with said that if Trump is arrested then that Mike Pents guy would be presedent, I was like OMG in your dreams, he is as big a lier an racist then Trump! They both should be arrested!

    14 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • I have chased him sense 2009 an tonight he completely humiliated me! I wish I was dead!?

    I work with a man named Nawnaw, its spelled J-A-S-O-N but he said its french an its pronounced "nawnaw." I have been after him sense he started working with me at TeleTech in 2009. I invited him over for a home cooked meal tonight an he excepted! I was so excited, I sent my son to his dad's for the night so we could have some privacy cause I was hoping we would have a little sex after dinner.

    He came in an asked if he could set his phone up on the table. I didn't know what he was doing but I said he could, I didn't realize he was taping are dinner.

    The first thing he did after he sat up his phone was sit down, lift his leg an ripped off the biggest, loudest toot I have ever heard an OMG it stunk up the whole dining room. Then he said "Jesus Christ, Terri, couldn't you of saved that for when you was on the toilet?" I screamed an said it wasn't me, it was him, but he just started to laughing an stuff an really being ignorent.

    I opened the window an the screen door to air out the smell an brought out the bergers an fries an a glass of ice tea, southern style, for each of us. He picks up a berger, looks at it an just squashes it up in his hand! An throwed it on the floor! He said "this food ain't fit for a dog to eat with its own butthole" an then he held one of the bergers up to the phone an said "look at this $hit. I'd go hungry before I ate something like this. How did you get to be such a fat@ss when your food is this terrible?"

    I started to bawling an (CONT)

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    OMG I have met the most AMAZING man on Yahoo today! We had an instant connection an I think we might be soul mates! How can I not blow it?

    His name is Emmanuel an he is docter of medicine at Mummuna Mace Hospital in Nigeria, he has won a bunch of awards an is going to be coming to America to work at various hospitals because he is smarter then all of the American docters. He is 6 foot 1, 190 pounds, brown hair an eyes, great tan, hot tattoos, he even sent me a HOT pic (took just for me but I am so excited I am gonna share it) OMG he is SO HOT.

    The problem is I have had bad luck with men from Nigeria. One man name Olowende I was engaged to for 10 months, he was abusive an sent me some really hatefull emails an I would cry myself to sleep. He refused to tell me his last name or talk to me on the phone, we only communicated threw email on Yahoo an FaceBook. I loved him but I just couldn't deal with the hatefullness an the abuse from him, it was daily.

    Emmanuel is the opposite, he is SO SWEET, he told me last night that I am a delicate flower that needs the loving touch of a true surgeon of love. OMG my heart melted. He said we could talk when he gets up in the morning (9 AM in Nigeria is 4 AM here so I am gonna sleep until 4 AM an then get up so we can talk). I am so nervous, I think he might propose to me. I have been engaged 16 times since 2010 to men in Nigeria, an one from Houston an one from London. But all they was interested in was there BTA (that's basic travel allowence) an I am sure that Emmanuel will not need a BTA sense he is coming any way to work at the hospitals in America... (CONT)

    2 AnswersMental Health4 years ago
  • Who does these men think there fooling? Its ovious there totally in love with me. Why won't they contact me when I leave? Help!?

    I have went to Taco Bell every day this week cause the men thats there is torally in love with me. OMG they smile when they take my order, carry my food for me, take my tray when I am done, I have slipped three of them my cell number an not ONE has called or texted! WTF? I sat with my phone Tues all day an night an bawled my self to sleep! Who does these men think there fooling? Its ovious there totally in love with me. Why wont they contact me? They could call or text or send nudes an they dont do NOTHING.

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • OK, so Trump will prolly be like expelled or whatever the word is as presedent but how long do we have to wait for Hillery to be presedent?

    Like is their a waiting process after Trump is expelled? An if he goes to prison for lying, can she make sure he gets the death penalty cause it was like the Russians an stuff? I dont want America to get screwed again, Hillery should of been the presedent to start with an as soon as it looked lije she may have lost (unfairly) Obama should of stepped in an said "this election was unfair so we are gonna award it to Hillery becaise she would of won anyway." Then they could of arrested Trump for lying an rape an the Russians an what ever else he has done an he could of all ready been executed! I dont know exactly how this will be done but Trump should be expelled as Presedent tomarrow, then Hillery made Presedent right after that an then Trump should be taken right form the White House to jail. No trial or any tine wasting taxpayer wasting garbage like that, STRAIGHT to jail an sentenced to death. But I am sure they will have this big fake trial an he will only get like life in prison. I hope his ugly whore wife an that white haired guy thays like his partner or whatever also get the death penalty! Hillery should serve 8 years, then Michelle 8 years, then Chelsea 8 years, then each of the Obama daughters 8 years. That would be heaven, no man presedents for like 50 years an NO REPUBLICANS that would make the world perfect. I have CNN on an cant wait to see Trump taken away handcuffed an Hillery sworn in! So excited!

    Abuse and Spam4 years ago
  • OMG I WAS JUST FIRED FORM MY JOB AT TELETECH!?

    My boss came an he took me to the administraters office. They yelled at me! My boss, Shawn (its spelled S-e-a-n but pronounced Shawn) said I was lazy an that I was "obsessed with fake internet love affairs" an the administrater said I had taken to many vacation/sick time bank off days. When me an Olowende was togethor I took a couple weeks off so we could message an get to know each other better but it wasn't like I missed 1,000 days. Some days I would have dizzy spells an I would go home an lay on the couch an message with these men. They said that 5 days per term is the max I could miss an I missed 33 days. I started to bawlin an said I have dizzy spells but they was both MAD. Shawn is a prick, as I was leaving I told him I didnt know which is smaller his paycheck or his peckar. I thought about reporting them for rape because I felt like I had been raped when I walked out of that office. OMG if I cant pay my internet bill how am I suppose to talk to all these men thats in love with me on the internet? Shawn is just jealous, thats why he had to make up about my "fake love affairs" his wife left him for a colored man she met on the internet so now he hates internet romances. An that administrater just looks like he has a dilldoe up his @ss. He an Shawn prolly did sex in the office after I left. I am setting here in my car listening to Katy Perry an just trying to digest all of this, I think I will go straight to a lawyer an sue TeleTech.

    Mental Health4 years ago
  • I want to get revenge on these men that is only after me for money! There proposing to me an then when I can't pay there BTA they vanish!?

    First, let me explain that there is a BUNCH of men in love with me on the internet. I have been engaged 16 times sense 2010 an one of my relationships lasted for 19 months, his name was Tim an he lived in Houston an we was engaged in 2015 an 2016 but he would never show me any picts of him accept his profile pict an he never told me his last name or would talk to me other then on Yahoo email or Facebook. He always had a excuse as to why he would not visit me until he swore on his life he would come at Easter an then he was stuck in Nigeria on business an needed money for his BTA an I couldn't afford it so he ended are relationship. Next, I got engaged a couple days after that to a incredible man name Olowende who was minister of finance at the Bank of Nigeria an we was engaged for 10 months an then he needed me to help with his BTA but I didn't have the money so he just blocked me on every thing. We never talked other then Yahoo an Facebook but he was abusive an I was kind of glad that relationship was over but I did love him. Then I met a incredible man name Abubakar who was stock analysis for Nigeria Stock Market an we fell in love pretty quickly an we was engaged the day after we met, an he asked me for $8,000 for his BTA! I don't have that kind of money! So he blocked me! I can't understand this, an I want to get revenge on these men for just up an forgetting me when we was engaged! They was the loves of my life an just cause I can't afford there BTA they left me!

    1 AnswerJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • OMG he won't respond to me an I may of lost the love of my life! My heart is broken an I didn't get a single like or comment on Facebook!?

    One of these men thats in love with me in Nigeria, name Abubakar, has blocked me on Facebook an Yahoo just cause I can't afford his BTA (thats basic travel allowence) right now! How can he do this to me?

    An when I posted about it on Facebook, not ONE of my friends commented on it or nothing!

    An then, I went to my mom an stepdad's an wept an my stepdad walks in an says "Terri's fake n***** boyfriend in Africa steal her money or just disappear?" OMG I wanted to die.

    Abubukar was the love of my life. We met on Yahoo last week, he sent me a email by mistake. We started having small talk an I found out he is a stock analysis for the Nigeria Stock Market. He is a million air. 6-1 an 190 pounds (I don't date men under 6 feet), beautiful tan, shaved head, 10 inch rock hard cock an a beautiful six pack abs. He was everything I ever wanted.

    He was madly in love with me an proposed after only about 4 hours of us talking. I was also talking to one of his colleagues name Gideon an he is madly in love with me to, there like after me LOL. But each one needed money for there BTA an I thought it was like $500 but Abubukar said he needed $8,000! OMG I was so upset I cried so hard I throwed up an peed my pants.

    They wouldn't let me start a Go Fund Me to raise the money so Abubukar just disappeared. I am so upset an the fact that not one person cared on Facebook, I tell you, that hurt me so bad! I am considering suiside tonight!

    Jokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • On the most importent day of my LIFE I had my phone confascated at work! OMG I could sue them! I sat at my workstation an bawled today!?

    Last night I was on here an I got 2 emails within like 5 minutes of each other. One was from a man name Abubakar an he said he had the wrong email address, he apolagized an we made small talk an then the other message came, it was form a man name Gideon. He actual had the wrong address to, they was both trying to reach the same person an made a type o!

    Welp, I messaged with both of them an we traded pics (nothing nude) and I was falling in love FAST. Their both stock analysis with the Nigerian Stock Market (thats why they was both emailing the same person, it was business) an there both rich an very hansome an would you believe there BOTH single? I was shocked.

    Welp, I had to got to work but told them I would message any chance I had. OMG I could not stop thinking about them an messaged every chance I had. But Gideon messaged while I was on the work floor an were not aloud to have are phones out. My boss actual grabbed my phone from me! I let out a squall an started bawlin an tried to exsplain what I was doing but he didnt give my phone back till the work day was over an wrote me up for insubordination! I was nortafied!

    What if neither of these men will talk to me now? I think that either one of them could be the one, are conversations was so intents an they both said I was the most beautiful women they ever seen. My heart just melted an I am so in love with these men. Especially Gideon, he is a million air an owns a 250,000 acre ranch in Nigeria! (Cont)

    Jokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • I just found out that my son has been secretly making videos of me an posting them on the internet! OMG I don't know what to do!?

    I am absolutely mortafied. My son was in his room an I brought him a pile of clothes to put away that I had laundered an he real quick closed up his labtop. I figured he was probably watching pornography so I made him open it up an show me what he was watching. OMG you can't imagine.

    Their was 4 videos on their, the first one was me one night when I had terrible indigestion. I was in the bathroom burping, throwing up an tooting real loud. He actual sat their an LAUGHED at me! I was mortafied. Their was 2 more videos of me sitting on the toilet, onced when I was just having a gassy bowel movement an onced when I had allfull diarea an it was gassy.

    But that wasn't the worse. That was one he took when I was entertaining my ex-fiance Olowende on cam. I did a strip tease for him an showed him my breasts, laid on the bed an spread my legs an showed him my vag an then bent over facing the camera an showed him my butthole. Mad had his little camera in the heating vent!

    OMG I don't know what to do, he said he posted them on the internet! I can't find where he posted them an he has locked himself in his room! He won't tell me what they are posted on, I have checked You Tube an Google an I can't find them. Can some one help me please! Their is a BUNCH of men in love with me on the internet an if they ever find out that I pass gas or use the toilet they will never want me!

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • I don't think I will ever get ovar how I was spoke to on the bus today an how I was treated on Face Book after it happened!?

    I got on the bus today cause I sold my car to have money for my fiance's BTA (thats basic travel allowence) to move from Nigeria to America but he vanished an left me holding the bag even though he promised me a Caddlac Escapade an a penthouse apartment. When I got on the bus this man offered ne his seat an said "I could nevar let a pregnent women stand on the bus." I didnt know what he was talkin about an said "I'm not pregnent." Then he said (OMG I am started to weep just thinking about it) that maybe I should "cut down on carbs an try to loose some weight."

    OMG I almost had a seizure. Here I am, one of the most beautiful women in the world (their is a BUNCH of men in love with me on the internet) an there not loosers, most of them is successful business men an docters an one is a buyer an a couple of them is nude make models. They mostly live in Nigeria but a couple is Americans, one is in Houston an one is in England.

    Any how, these men all tell me that I am the most beautiful women in the world, that I should be a super model an if I ever went to Nigeria I would be like the sexiest women their of all time. Some think I should pose for Playboy totally nude.

    So where did this stupid, ignorent, racist, homophobe, Islamophobe, blind, deaf an dumb idiot get off telling me I am fat? OMG I tried so hard not to bawl but I gave him a piece of my mind. I told him about all these men thats in love with me on the internet an that I am NOT fat, i am full figured...

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • Their is a BUNCH of men in love with me on the internet, one is really getting kind of pushy, what should I do about this?

    Most of these men live in Nigeria an there docters an stuff, one is like a congressmen an a couple of actors an stuff. But their is a few American men that's after me to, one is a buyer, his name is Tim an he lives in Houston with his daughter Kim (Tim an Kim, isn't that cute?) an one is a nude male model who lives in England, his name is Mike an he is the sexiest man ever.

    But now theirs a new man in the picture, his name is Scott. He's a black man, he is kind of overweight an not really attractive but he seems like a real go getter an he has a HUGE rock hard cock. He is unemployed but is starting a business, at first he said it was gonna be a restraunt, then it was gonna be a cell phone store, then an online pet food distributer. He finally got it started an its a website that sells exercise clothes to big, fat, overweight women. I think that is absolutely humiliating.

    Today he got on Face Book an said that any one who doesn't buy form him an support his business is not his friend, but I'm not fat, I'm full figured an I don't need any of his exercise clothes. I like Scott, we message every day an I have stripped an showed him my breasts, vagina an butthole an masterbaited for him on cam, an he has shown me his rock hard cock an rubbed it for me an let me watch him ejaculate so I know we have a connection. But I don't know if I can deal with this store.

    Should I continue to see where things go with Scott or should I maybe just stick with Tim or Mike?

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • Every one at work is acting so hatefull toward Islams cause of this attack, there being racist an not even trying to see both sides!?

    Presedent Obama said that lack of jobs an lack of universal health care is what causes terrorism, so why do these hatefull rednecks have to lump all Islams togethor? They dont even TRY to see it from the Islams point of view, how hatefull Anerica is an Trump OMG he is such a crazy idiot he is like some kind of lunatic like all republicans. Its no wonder theirs attacks. An calling them terrorist is no better then calling undocumented Americans to be illegal. Their has to he a better way to describe them then terrorist. My fiance lived in Nigeria an told me that theirs a lot of Islam their an they are constantly being harrassed by the horrible Christians if you want terrorists its them! My step father an I dont even speak any more cause of that, he is a preacher an I could NOT stand by with a fiance living in a Islam country an my step father being a hatefull murdering Christian. I was like "what about the crusades when Christians killed so many people" an he was like "that was 500 years ago" thats the ONLY excuse they have. Well, my fiance Olowende vanished after I sent him $2,500 for his BTA (thats basic travel allowence) an he was probably murdered an killed for the money. Their is a bunch of men in love with me on the internet an most of them is in Nigeria accept for Mike, who is a nude male model in England an Tim who is a buyer an lives in Houston. But Mike has a cousint in Nigeria cause I sent him money to send to Mike so I didnt have to pay taxes on it.

    13 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • OMG he didn t even try to pursue me an I feel like I am just a lay for him! I don t want him but I want him to want me! What can I do?

    I went out with a man name Ralph I met on Speed Date last night. We had a berger an fries at Berger King an then went back to his place an had sex. He is in his mid 50s an he is fat an he has a small pecker an has a hard time keeping it up.

    I figured after I gave him sex he would want to be in a relationship so I had my excuse all set up, it was the truth, though. Their is a BUNCH of men in love with me on the internet in Nigeria an I am not just giving up on all of them for a man I had a fling with.

    We finished up in the shower, he ejaculated in my anus an then urinated all over my breasts an then actually got out of the shower an told me to get the f*** out of his house! OMG I was mortafied, I thought I had maybe did something wrong or something, he said he just wanted me to leave!

    I wanted him to try pursuing me, so I could brag to these men in Nigeria that there s a local man after me (which might get one of them moving and coming to America, there all waiting on me to pay there BTA) an then I could brag to him about all these men thats in love with me on the internet!

    I sent him a text to see how he was an he told me I was a fat piece of s*** (I m not even fat, I m full figured an these men in Nigeria think I can be a supermodel) an that he came in my @ss an pissed on my tit$ because he thinks I m a discusting hog.

    I was mortafied. I don t like him, I think he s a fat, small-****** jerk but I want him to pursue me an I don t know what to do! Someone help me!

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • I'm all bound up an can't even pass gas or defacate! Please, help me, I am so embareassed, I can't let any one find out about this!?

    I had a amazing weekend, I met this man name Ralph on Speed Date, an we ended up spending the entire weekend togethor an I had sex for the first time in 16 years.

    Ralph is 56 an he is a little overweight, he is bawled an wears glasses an his cock is a little small but it had been so long I didn't care. The problem was, sense he was here the whole weekend, I couldn't use the toilet or pass gas or anything because he was always around. So I just held it in.

    Now I'm all bound up, I can't defacate or even toot! Its like my backside hole just swelled shut or some thing! I have never held it in before, at least not for a whole weekend! It hurts an I have to poop!

    OMG I have to go to work in 2 hours an I don't know how to make my self use the toilet. Please help me, this is serious!

    1 AnswerJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • I passed gas in the ladies room by accident an a couple of girls are just going on an on about it! OMG I am mortafied! Its allfull!?

    OMG there just acting like I stunk the whole building out, it was one little tiny fluff, I didnt even smell anything! I am mortafied an humiliated! If any of the men around here find out, I will just die!

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • You know, this is the one I will never recovar from. The love of my life has just vanished an I could just set here an die!?

    Their just aint nothing worth life left living. Me an Olowende were engaged for 10 months, we met by accident when he sent a email to the wrong person (me) but we ended up messaging all night an we fell in love pretty quickly an he asked me to marry him the next day. He is (was) minister of finance at the bank of Nigeria an he was a million air. I didn't know his last name an had only saw two pics of him, the one he had on his Facebook an a nude one he sent me but the nude one had the face whited out cause he is bashfull.

    We never saw each other on person or on the phone or any thing, but we would message for hours, I would even skip work to stay up an talk to him cause at 9 AM in Nigeria its 5 AM in America. We had a lot of drama in are relationship an their were times that he was abusive, but I loved him. Every time my asshole ex-husbend would come to pick up are son for visitation I would be sure to have Olowende's nude pic on the table so he would see it. He didn't show it, but I know inside he was so jealous he wanted to total die!

    I sent Olowende the last $2,500 I had in the world cause he was going to come to America an marry me an we was going to move to New York an I was gonna have a talk with Max's father an say I needed him to take full custody of Max because I didn't want Max to be a embareassment to Olowende. He was gonna get me a 25 carrot engagement ring an for are engagement gift he was gonna get me a Cadillac Escapade!

    (CONT)

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 years ago
  • OMG SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO MY FIANCE! HE HAS LITERALLY VANISHED AN I HAVE NO WAY TO CONTACT HIM! SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!?

    OMG my fiance Olowende, who lives in Nigeria, has VANISHED, I mean he is GONE. His Face Book page is gone an his Yahoo account is gone, when I try to send him a email it just comes back as undevilerable. I just sent him $2,500 last night to finish up some last minute bills an get his airfair so he can come to America!

    I am scared to death that he has been murdered an robbed because that was a lot of money an they say that money is tight in Nigeria right now. But I don't know how to contact the police in Nigeria! I don't have any photos of Olowende because I've never seen what he looks like (only the descriptions he gave me) but I have one nude of him but he scratched the face out before he sent it becuase he was bashfull!

    We never talked on the phone or anything so I have no phone number, we only talked threw Yahoo messenger an email! I know he got the money I sent cause it was marked delivered, but what if some one killed him for it an their is no way for me to know what happened? Olowende is the love of my life an I don't know what I would do without him, we have been engaged for 10 months an it was just about to happen, he was ready to move to America with me!

    How do I contact the police in Nigeria? I have to find Olowende, he is my soulmate.

    7 AnswersYahoo Answers4 years ago