Sausage

 Slimey, slippery, and soaked. A lifetime immersed in the sultry depths. Sunlight pours down, weaker with every inch, glancing across my skin. Gazing at the shadow below me, the aching emptiness below, fills me with something less than dread, just short of fulfillment. As I cut through the assaulting waves, the shadow moves, and the unknown shifts, and I know that much less.

I don’t know what I am, legs, arms, and consciousness would lend to the humanoid interpretation, but the scales, fins and gills tip the balance towards fish. And then all of the miscellaneous paraphernalia. Where did I get superlative hearing, camouflage, and an exoskeleton? If you ask me, it’s some kind of affront against some kind of God somewhere in the world and I know that someone out there won’t stand for it. All I truly know is that I exist, and isn’t that just wonderful? If an abomination like me can exist happily, what’s to stop anyone else?

I learned early on that living on land, to say the least, was not going to work for me. The language barrier itself was enough to make me a pariah, but the skin color and the lack of clothing really nailed my coffin and threw it in a river, so to speak. Humans are simply too judgemental. Bass, catfish, and bluegills, on the other hand, have been much more accepting of my unique situation. It’s hard to remember but I think I’ve been living in this river for close to 7 years now, I keep time mostly by the seasons so forgive me if my math isn't perfect. 

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