Bob B

So, this website "no not real" has the 10 worst jobs ever. Number one is suicide bomber. The reason behind this (on the "website") is that your wife will start to laugh at you and say "HAHA! Bet you cant do that again!"

I need the funniest joke you can think of, no blonde jokes and no dirty jokes. This is for a karate camp and you get a medal if you have the funniest joke, longer isnt really better as long as its funny. Thanks in advanced. Oh and can the best answer email me the riddle so i dont have to keep coming here? kthx

http://news.yahoo.com/election/2008/dashboard?pres...

thats the site

the news shows 155 EV for Mccain but here its 127. and on here Obama has 338 but on news its 311... any1 know why that is?

pick a number between 1-50, ill post the "chain" for each persons number, first person to get why each number goes to next gets BA

http://www.hio.hen.nl/~s98134/rubik/F2L.html thats the site

letters... S T O R M

categories...plants, weather words, scientific terms (cant be same as weather words), scientists or science occupations, animal, and vehicles

plz help me im stuck

btw RIEENDEER FLY! I WANNA PROVE TO MY FRIEND THAT MORE PEOPLE BELIVE IN SANTA THAN MORE PEOPLE WHO DONT!

ive use Tylenol and Ibuprofen and it doesnt help me at all! what should i do!?!?!

i mean like im lvl 2 but i dont know how to comment or stuff like that can any1 help me?

example of puzzles...8D-24H=1W means 8days-14hours=1week

i need to solve these

1D+1D=1S and 3 B M 3 L P=6A

example of puzzles...8D-24H=1W means 8days-14hours=1week

i need to solve these

1D+1D=1S and 3 B M 3 L P=6A

joke 1:

There was a squirrel and a bear walking thru a forest when a genie appears. They each get 3 whishes. The bear goes first,, "I wish for the biggest u know wut", the squirrel says "i wish for a helmet". The bear replies "I wish to be the most attractive bear ever." Squirrel "I wish for a motorcycle!", Bear "I Wish all the bears were female." Squirrel jump on his motor and says, "I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY!" and rides off.

LOL i liked it alot star if u like!

Joke 2: There was a man with a 25 in penis who wanted it shorter so he asked a doctor how to...the doctor replied go to the magical from on madagascar and ask it to marry u...if it says no itll shrink 5 inches...........5 months later the guy is in madagascar and he finds the magical from and asks it to marry him."no" its now 20 inches...he asks again and again its no...he thinks to him self"1 more time would be shorter than i could wish for and longer than other men could wish for..one last time "how many times do i

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some people cant figure out the answer

and it comes out backwards?

1.pick the number of times a week that u would like to go out to eat any + number

2.X by 2

3.+5

4.X50(u can use a calculator)

5.If your b-day has happened this year alrdy add 1757 if not add 1756

6.now subtract the 4 digit year u were born in.

the first number(if 1 number at begging first 2 if 2 digit at begging etc)would be the first number u chose and the last 2 should be ur age

Vgzs fdsr vds zr hs cqhdr?

1.must say wut the real question says.

2.must answer the question in both ways.(cooded and regular)

3.first right gets best answer

**HINT**

a=b

b=c

c=d

d=e

e=f

f=g

g=h

h=i

i=j

j=k

k=l

l=m

m=n

n=o

o=p

p=q

q=r

r=s

s=t

t=u

u=v

v=w

w=x

x=y

y=z

z=a

billp3

wuts that mean?

any1 know?

i cant figure it out can any1 help me at all plzzzz

hurry up also

if u can

can any1 spell fish w/o using the regular spelling of "fish"?

***HINT!:letter sounds***

closest to get it will get best answer unless they get it correct

u must say why u spelt it the way u did

ok so there is a kid who comes home from school and his brothers so mad he yells "IF U TOUCH MY COMPUTER ONE MOER TIME ILL GIVE U A PURPLE NURPLE!!!!!!" the little brother, confused, asks "Whats a purple nurple?" the brother doesnt replie. so the next day the kid goes to school and asks a play ground duty "Whats a purple nurple?" she doesnt reply....so he goes to his teacher and asks, again, "Whats a purple nurple?" and again no reply.....the kid, angry goes to the principle and he asks the same thing...kid, thinking the same thing is going to happen again starts to leave...the prinicple says "Hey kid wait" the boy is so happy he falls into the nearest cair and listens closesly. the prinicple says "i dont know the answer but if u go to the airport u can ask people there" so the kid goes to the airport and asks 20 people and on replies... so he sneaks into a plane and asks the pilot and he gets no reply so he jumps out with a parachute and he asks the only lady around for miles and he

its the anniversery of a married couple and the wife didnt get anything. Outraged she yelled "there better be something in my driveway that goes from 0-200 in 2 seconds flat!" so the next day wrapped, in the driveway was a scale......the husbands funeral was planned for that saturday