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all things mystical

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I am an aspiring fantasy artist; animal lover; and a horse rescue volunteer. I also like anime, though I wouldn't say I'm a fanatic or anime buff. In my little spare time, I enjoy reading, drawing (as if you couldn't tell from the first statement!), walks when the weather's nice, and taking awesome pics with my digital camera.

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