Jonathan K

I'm shipping a big cardboard cutout of a Mexican dude wearing a poncho and a sombrero (it's hilarious) to my dorm from home, California to Nebraska. The cutout's dimensions are 36 inches x 36 inches x 1/4 inch (or less) and weighs maybe 2 ounces. What's the best way to ship it, and how much would it cost? I was thinking get a really big cardboard box and flatten it, then just slip the cutout inside it and tape up the sides. Is this the best way to ship it, or is there a better way? I tried to use the USPS shipping calculator, but it told me like $91 and there's no way that's right. Thank you!!

Sometimes I'll see a game available for preorder and if you preorder it you'll also receive a couple free posters or a figure or something. I have a few questions about that.

1. Generally when you preorder something and there's free goodies associated with preordering, do they give you the poster or figure or whatever when you preorder or when you pick up your copy?

2. Assuming they give the goodies to you when you pick up your game copy, could I preorder to get the cool stuff that comes extra with preordering, and then just return the game and keep the free stuff (without opening the game of course)?

3. Is this a sane question? I'm thinking about GTA V here, I don't want to buy the game right away and rather will probably wait until I find a cheaper deal elsewhere, but I really want the poster and stuff that comes with it if you preorder.

Thanks!

I'm 6'3 and weigh 175 pounds, age 19. I tried to calculate my body fat and it's ballpark 14.5%. I'm following a strict diet and exercise/lifting/cardio plan to gain muscle and lose fat. My goal is to reach 10%, do you know how much I would weigh at that body fat percentage? Thanks!

I'm getting scuba certified over the next few months as a class I'm taking in college. I own a mask/snorkel and fins and they provide the rest of the equipment. Once I've completed the course, I'd like to get my own rig to dive whenever I want. How much do you think this would cost me, wet suit and all? I'd look into getting it used as well, but I'd like a ballpark figure on both used and new. Thanks!

Let em' rip, no holds barred, don't worry if it's insulting or gross or racist, the worst ones you can think of. 10 points to the one that makes me laugh the hardest!

So I'm a freshman in college to start things off. I've known a girl for a little over 6 months, and we've become best friends. About 2 months or so we both admitted we had some feelings for each other. The problem is she's been dating a guy for three years, and is doing it long-distance because of different colleges. This guy is a genuine good dude, which sucks for me because I doubt she'll ever leave him. But on the other hand, I've completely and utterly fallen for her, and she's my best friend and vice versa.

Within the last 2 months, we've kissed a lot and wound up making out every once in a while in the heat of the moment. It usually stops when she pulls away and says we shouldn't be kissing/doing what we're doing. I know I shouldn't be cheating with this girl, but I can't get over her and move on, I've honestly tried really hard for her sake and mine but just can't seem to break away.

She knows she shouldn't be doing what we're doing and feels guilty about it, but slips up sometimes when we're together. I honestly feel trashy for silently sabotaging a relationship, and I know I'd hate to be her boyfriend in this situation. But I just can't stop and leave her!! It's ridiculous I know, but I'm really stuck here.

I feel like sooner or later her boyfriend might find out what we're up to, and I don't want to have things blow up between them over me, I'd never forgive myself. I want to somehow get out and move beyond her so she can be happy and stay with her boyfriend, and I can not destroy a relationship and just see her be happy with a decent guy, even though it's not me. I just don't know how to go about any of this.

I've never cheated on a girlfriend or with another girl before this, so I don't know what to do. I know I've made a huge mistake and I want out for her sake before it's too late and I ruin things for her, I just don't know how to do it.

I probably will write a lot, sorry in advance about it. So I'm a freshman in college and have been getting close to a good friend of mine I made here. We hang out a lot in a bigger group of friends, talk all the time, and are touchy-feely and goof around with each other, all that jazz. She's one of my best friends. Problem is, she has a boyfriend. She's been dating the same guy for the last 2 1/2 years, and they didn't break up when they went to different colleges, even though they're about 1000 miles apart. She's a kind, sweet, more-innocent girl than many, and I don't like the idea of ruining a long relationship she's had.

At the same time, I'm going crazy for this girl. We flirt all the time, sometimes cuddle when watching movies, and aren't afraid to just be touching (like I said, touchy-feely). I've admitted to her that I like her and she's admitted she really likes me, but says she still loves her boyfriend too. I know if he wasn't in the picture I'd have asked her out already and things would be great, but sadly he's still around. I know for a fact though she realllllly hates having a long-distance relationship, and all the work and maintenance it requires. She talks to him daily though, but rarely brings him up when we interact (which is a lot).

We've talked about what to do about our situation, and agreed that we'd tone it down and just remain friends. I've been trying hard to do so, but I'm liking her more than ever now and don't know what to do about it. I guess it's not helping that recently we started hanging out alone in my room late at night, sitting snuggly together on my futon, listening to music, singing to each other, and me helping her with her homework, or that we sometimes go for walks together late at night, obviously flirting all the while.

Just as insurance against any raving advice from angry people on here, she's definitely not a slut or anything, she doesn't act like this with anyone else but me. She's a sweet, kind, semi-religious girl, and doesn't go crazy here in college.

What the heck do I do? I really like her, but she's got this darn long-distance boyfriend of hers that prevents me from being how I want to be with her. Even after deciding to be friends, I'm pretty sure she knows I want to be more than that. I just don't know how I can make her mine.

She asked me one night if she didn't have a boyfriend, what I would be doing, and I told her I would've asked her out a long time ago. She seemed pretty chipper after that and was smiling and everything, and told me you never know what might happen. Not sure if that's a good sign or not?

Lastly, do you think I should just kiss her and go for it that way? We've had a few moments where our faces were close and we just looked at each other smiling, her biting her lip once or twice. But I don't dare kiss her yet because I don't want to mess anything up.

I'm probably sounding like a dork, but I wanted some Internet advice on this, my buddies have been no help. It seems like most people think I should be patient and see how her boyfriend and her play out, but I feel like if I don't do something I'll never be with her, and I don't want to look back on life and wonder why I didn't do something about her. Thanks for reading, pleaseeeee let me know what you think I should do!!!

I probably will write a lot, sorry in advance about it. So I'm a freshman in college and have been getting close to a good friend of mine I made here. We hang out a lot in a bigger group of friends, talk all the time, and are touchy-feely and goof around with each other, all that jazz. She's one of my best friends. Problem is, she has a boyfriend. She's been dating the same guy for the last 2 1/2 years, and they didn't break up when they went to different colleges, even though they're about 1000 miles apart. She's a kind, sweet, more-innocent girl than many, and I don't like the idea of ruining a long relationship she's had.

At the same time, I'm going crazy for this girl. We flirt all the time, sometimes cuddle when watching movies, and aren't afraid to just be touching (like I said, touchy-feely). I've admitted to her that I like her and she's admitted she really likes me, but says she still loves her boyfriend too. I know if he wasn't in the picture I'd have asked her out already and things would be great, but sadly he's still around. I know for a fact though she realllllly hates having a long-distance relationship, and all the work and maintenance it requires. She talks to him daily though, but rarely brings him up when we interact (which is a lot).

We've talked about what to do about our situation, and agreed that we'd tone it down and just remain friends. I've been trying hard to do so, but I'm liking her more than ever now and don't know what to do about it. I guess it's not helping that recently we started hanging out alone in my room late at night, sitting snuggly together on my futon, listening to music, singing to each other, and me helping her with her homework, or that we sometimes go for walks together late at night, obviously flirting all the while.

Just as insurance against any raving advice from angry people on here, she's definitely not a slut or anything, she doesn't act like this with anyone else but me. She's a sweet, kind, semi-religious girl, and doesn't go crazy here in college.

What the heck do I do? I really like her, but she's got this darn long-distance boyfriend of hers that prevents me from being how I want to be with her. Even after deciding to be friends, I'm pretty sure she knows I want to be more than that. I just don't know how I can make her mine.

She asked me one night if she didn't have a boyfriend, what I would be doing, and I told her I would've asked her out a long time ago. She seemed pretty chipper after that and was smiling and everything, and told me you never know what might happen. Not sure if that's a good sign or not?

Lastly, do you think I should just kiss her and go for it that way? We've had a few moments where our faces were close and we just looked at each other smiling, her biting her lip once or twice. But I don't dare kiss her yet because I don't want to mess anything up.

I'm probably sounding like a dork, but I wanted some Internet advice on this, my buddies have been no help. It seems like most people think I should be patient and see how her boyfriend and her play out, but I feel like if I don't do something I'll never be with her, and I don't want to look back on life and wonder why I didn't do something about her. Thanks for reading, pleaseeeee let me know what you think I should do!!!

I probably will write a lot, sorry in advance about it. So I'm a freshman in college and have been getting close to a good friend of mine I made here. We hang out a lot in a bigger group of friends, talk all the time, and are touchy-feely and goof around with each other, all that jazz. Problem is, she has a boyfriend. She's been dating the same guy for the last 2 1/2 years, and they didn't break up when they went to different colleges, even though they're about 1000 miles apart. She's a kind, sweet, more-innocent girl than many, and I don't like the idea of ruining a long relationship she's had.

At the same time, I'm going crazy for this girl. We flirt all the time, sometimes cuddle when watching movies, and aren't afraid to just be touching (like I said, touchy-feely). I've admitted to her that I like her and she's admitted she likes me, but says she still loves her boyfriend too. I know if he wasn't in the picture I'd have asked her out already and things would be great, but sadly he's still around. I know for a fact though she realllllly hates having a long-distance relationship, and all the work and maintenance it requires.

We've talked about what to do about our situation, and agreed that we'd tone it down and just remain friends. I've been trying hard to do so, but I'm liking her more than ever now and don't know what to do about it. I guess it's not helping that recently we started hanging out alone in my room late at night, sitting snuggly together on my futon, listening to music and me helping her with her homework, or that we sometimes go for walks together late at night, obviously flirting all the while.

What the heck do I do? I really like her, but she's got this darn long-distance boyfriend of hers that prevents me from being how I want to be with her. Even after deciding to be friends, I'm pretty sure she knows I want to be more than that. I just don't know how I can make her mine.

Lastly, do you think I should just kiss her and go for it that way? We've had a few moments where our faces were close and we just looked at each other smiling, her biting her lip once or twice. But I don't dare kiss her yet because I don't want to mess anything up.

I'm probably sounding like a dork, but I wanted some Internet advice on this, my buddies have been no help. Thanks for reading, pleaseeeee let me know what you think I should do!!!

I probably will write a lot, sorry in advance about it. So I'm a freshman in college and have been getting close to a good friend of mine I made here. We hang out a lot in a bigger group of friends, talk all the time, and are touchy-feely and goof around with each other, all that jazz. Problem is, she has a boyfriend. She's been dating the same guy for the last 2 1/2 years, and they didn't break up when they went to different colleges, even though they're about 1000 miles apart. She's a kind, sweet, more-innocent girl than many, and I don't like the idea of ruining a long relationship she's had.

At the same time, I'm going crazy for this girl. We flirt all the time, sometimes cuddle when watching movies, and aren't afraid to just be touching (like I said, touchy-feely). I've admitted to her that I like her and she's admitted she likes me, but says she still loves her boyfriend too. I know if he wasn't in the picture I'd have asked her out already and things would be great, but sadly he's still around. I know for a fact though she realllllly hates having a long-distance relationship, and all the work and maintenance it requires.

We've talked about what to do about our situation, and agreed that we'd tone it down and just remain friends. I've been trying hard to do so, but I'm liking her more than ever now and don't know what to do about it. I guess it's not helping that recently we started hanging out alone in my room late at night, sitting snuggly together on my futon, listening to music and me helping her with her homework, or that we sometimes go for walks together late at night, obviously flirting all the while.

What the heck do I do? I really like her, but she's got this darn long-distance boyfriend of hers that prevents me from being how I want to be with her. Even after deciding to be friends, I'm pretty sure she knows I want to be more than that. I just don't know how I can make her mine.

Lastly, do you think I should just kiss her and go for it that way? We've had a few moments where our faces were close and we just looked at each other smiling, her biting her lip once or twice. But I don't dare kiss her yet because I don't want to mess anything up.

I'm probably sounding like a dork, but I wanted some Internet advice on this, my buddies have been no help. Thanks for reading, pleaseeeee let me know what you think I should do!!!

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I saw this on Craigslist and the dude offered me a cheap deal on the pistol, clip, and charger as well as some bb's. Problem is, I have no idea what kind of gun this is. The guy told me it works and is a battery charged pistol, but that's all I know. It isn't a CO2 gun. I did some research and I think it might be an H&K P30 or an H&K USP, and I'm pretty sure it's not a Walther P99, although it could be a P22. If you could identify it for me or leave a link to check out if you find a similar one I'd be extra grateful, thanks!

I went to a rap concert yesterday with 2 of my bros and 3 girls. They all went out to get drinks about halfway through, and I was saving our spot and still enjoying the concert and being rowdy, and there were a few girls in front of me. I started grinding on one and wound up making out with her, basically for the rest of the concert. She was letting me feel her up, grab her ****, etc. My friends never showed back up so that was nice, got a good hookup. But at the end I got her name and number, she wanted to come back to my dorm but there was no room in the car I was in (I'm a freshman in college, she"s a sophomore). Anyway, I've basically got a girl who's dtf whenever I want here. Yet, I really don't want a f*ckbuddy or anything. I'd eventually like a relationship with someone, and I'm kinda into this girl who's kinda into me. Anyway, is that weird I'm turning down an easy f*ck? And it's not like this girl was bad looking or anything, dark hair, slim, big ****, the works (I'm not a manwh*re I swear). Just wondering if that's strange that I don't want a bang but a real girlfriend.

I went to a rap concert yesterday with 2 of my bros and 3 girls. They all went out to get drinks about halfway through, and I was saving our spot and still enjoying the concert and being rowdy, and there were a few girls in front of me. I started grinding on one and wound up making out with her, basically for the rest of the concert. She was letting me feel her up, grab her ****, etc. My friends never showed back up so that was nice, got a good hookup. But at the end I got her name and number, she wanted to come back to my dorm but there was no room in the car I was in (I'm a freshman in college, she"s a sophomore). Anyway, I've basically got a girl who's dtf whenever I want here. Yet, I really don't want a f*ckbuddy or anything. I'd eventually like a relationship with someone, and I'm kinda into this girl who's kinda into me. Anyway, is that weird I'm turning down an easy f*ck? And it's not like this girl was bad looking or anything, dark hair, slim, big ****, the works (I'm not a manwh*re I swear). Just wondering if that's strange that I don't want a bang but a real girlfriend.

I went to a rap concert at my college yesterday with 2 of my bros and 3 girls. They all went out to get drinks about halfway through, and I was saving our spot and still enjoying the concert and being rowdy, and there were a few girls in front of me. I started grinding on one and wound up making out with her, basically for the rest of the concert. She was letting me feel her up, grab her t*ts, etc. My friends never showed back up so that was nice, got a good hookup. But at the end she gave me her name and number, she wanted to come back to my dorm but there was no room in the car I was in (I'm a freshman, she"s a sophomore). Anyway, I've basically got a girl who's dtf whenever I want here. Yet, I really don't want a f*ckbuddy or anything. I'd eventually like a relationship with someone, and I'm kinda into this other cute girl who's kinda into me. Anyway, is that weird I'm turning down an easy f*ck? And it's not like this girl was bad looking or anything, dark hair, slim, big t*ts, the works (I'm not a manwh*re I swear). Just wondering if that's strange that I don't want a f*ck but a real girlfriend.

I went to a rap concert at my college yesterday with 2 of my bros and 3 girls. They all went out to get drinks about halfway through, and I was saving our spot and still enjoying the concert and being rowdy, and there were a few girls in front of me. I started grinding on one and wound up making out with her, basically for the rest of the concert. She was letting me feel her up, grab her t*ts, etc. My friends never showed back up so that was nice, got a good hookup. But at the end she gave me her name and number, she wanted to come back to my dorm but there was no room in the car I was in (I'm a freshman, she"s a sophomore). Anyway, I've basically got a girl who's dtf whenever I want here. Yet, I really don't want a f*ckbuddy or anything. I'd eventually like a relationship with someone, and I'm kinda into this other cute girl who's kinda into me. Anyway, is that weird I'm turning down an easy f*ck? And it's not like this girl was bad looking or anything, dark hair, slim, big t*ts, the works (I'm not a manwh*re I swear). Just wondering if that's strange that I don't want a f*ck but a real girlfriend.

I'm looking for a good song to sing to a special girl :) Any good suggestions? Thanks a bajillion!!

I'm looking some good song ideas to sing to a special girl. Any ideas? Thanks very much everyone!

I've been on Yahoo Answers for like a half an hour today and like every 3rd question has to do with Lil Wayne. Like seriously, what the hell? He's not that good, let's just shut up about it kay?

So I'm a pretty chill college guy, not gonna lie. But I'm forever a Star Wars fan, and I don't have access to a tv to watch/record the new season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars that starts tonight. Anyone know where I can watch the new season's episodes? I know about watchcartoononline.com, watchfreemovies.ch, letmewatchthis.com, those sites. I'm not sure when the new episodes will be up though, and I obviously need to watch this as soon as possible, the less waiting the better! Anyone have a good idea where I can catch my beloved Star Wars show? Thanks a bajillion.

I finally got a 360 and as every good person does I bought black ops. I've been playing for a while so i haz sum skillz, and I want to see this NASTY cross-map tomahawk I got. But, I've got no idea how to open theater mode or even the basics, like is it always on and records everything or you need to turn it on or what. If someone could give me a quick crash course in theater mode for 360 that'd be great, thanks.