My Dog Rowdy

.......to crush some crackers into your soup without making a huge mess? I'm having a little trouble with this today.

...as Radioactive Man's sidekick, and not some band or whatever these kids keep talking about? Anyone?

Smorb? I really don't know, and google didn't help.

I want to try to write a book. What should I write about?

.....I can sit at my desk for HOURS doing nothing, but the second I get for a cup of coffee or to go tinlke, there's a damn message on my voicemail or someone is paging me?

You go into a public restroom, they have those metal TP holders, and the roll is on there so damn tight that when you pull on it, it rips off one sheet at a time? I hate that.

example: "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen...I can't hear that song without thinking "Another One Rides the Bus". Makes me laugh. How 'bout you?

I suggest, the Yamster.

I shredded a fly today. He wouldn't die, so I cut him to ribbons.

...you are eating, and you bring the next bite to your mouth on your fork or spoon and, oops!! It falls off but you still put the utensil in your mouth?

who or what the EFF is Rory Emerald, and why is everyone here so obsessed with this person?

My fiance and I have been together almost 7 years, and living together almost as long, we own a home, etc. We may be getting married late this summer, very small affair, nothing fancy. As far as gifts are concerned, we do not need the traditional newlywed gifts like china or appliances. What we need is money. I mean, we're not poor, but we could always use a little extra. What is a polite way to ask people to give money instead of traditional gifts? I hope this doesn't sound tacky or greedy, but if people would like to give gifts, I don't really want a bunch of stuff I already have. Any thoughts on this?

.....got a haircut? My last one was July 2005. I am way overdue.

Example: your last name is "Dover", you have a son, naming him "Ben" would be a bad idea.

What can you come up with?

...who gets SO many phone calls that you swear if you hear their name on the overhead page ONE more time, YOU are going to pick it up and yell "They're DEAD, okay? So STOP CALLING!!"

or, just me?

what smell would you turn into an air freshener or scented candle that is not already out there. For example, I just went into a co-workers office and she was eating french fries, and it smelled soooo good, and I said "They should make that smell into an air freshener."

I would like to if I were allowed, but Rowdy is kind of "anti-social" lets say, in the biting sense.

People would definitely not bother me though.

Does every little thing that happens during your day make you think of something to ask on Y!A? I am getting that way.

I'm skeered.

so why did they take away our thumbs on the questions, but not the answers, hmmmmm?

Someone calls you the wrong name, and you can tell they are totally convinced that they have it right. Do you laugh and let them find out later or correct them on the spot?