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A friend told me that she heard of a place in Brooklyn New York that numbs you before a bikini wax. Anyone know where this place is or a place where they do that?

I work for a solo practicing attorney who pays me by personal check and has an account take care of the w-2 of his employees.. i have not recieved my w-2 yet and have made several calls to my boss's accountant.. any suggestions on how to go about recieving them immediately or is there anyone i can report the accountant too?

I am interested in opening a child day care center. I live in New York and would love to know where to begin with this venture. Any help would be great

It was a little boy's first day in school and the teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received.

When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you know what it is?" Jimmy replied "No."

The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." Little Jimmy did so. The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?" Little Jimmy said "Nooooo."

The teacher said, "I'll give you a hint...it is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work." A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams

"JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT.......IT'S A PIECE OF AZZ!"

There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.

He rolls around and realizes he is covered in mud.He goes inside and tells his mom "Look mom I'm black." She says come here. He went and she whooped him.

She said go tell your dad what you did.

He went to his dad and said "Look dad i'm black." He said come here and he started to whoop him. Go to your grandma and tell her what you did. The grandma did the same thing. He went back to his mom and she asked "What have you learned today?" The boy said "I've been black for five minutes and I already hate you white basterds!!!"

A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.

She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing?

She says, "Reading my book." The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she's not fishing.

To which he replied, "But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!"

Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape."

The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even touch you."

To which the lady replied, "Yeah, but you have all the equipment!"

A woman was pregnant with triplets..

while in the stomach the babies start planning their future

first baby says when i grow up im gonna be a electrician so that we can get some lights up in here

second baby says yea well im gonna be a plumber to fix all the leaks in this place

third baby says well guess what im gonna be a boxer so i can kick the **** out of the bald man who keeps coming in here spitting on us.

i have been with my husband for 10 years.. we never really wanted a child but recently we have been thinking of having one.. i am having trouble getting pregnant and can not afford fertility treatments or even an examination to let us know if i am infertile.. is there any inexpensive way to find out?