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There are rumors (as always with Apple) that the iPad 3 will be released around March 2012, which is around the time the iPad 2 was released the previous year. Production has already started on the iPad 3 in October so it may be true. However, that's about 6 months away. I don't know if I can wait that long.

My plan is simple. I want to buy the iPad 2 now and then sell it the moment the iPad 3 is announced. Then I can buy the iPad 3 with the money from the iPad 2 and most likely a difference of a 100 dollars or so. Is this plausible? I've heard people did this with the iPad to get the iPad 2. Please let me know what your thoughts are about this plan. Thanks.

I'm currently the starting 6' PG with the Miami Heat. I'm averaging 30 PPG, 5 RPG, 12 APG. The problem is that even though I'm the PG, LeBron or D-Wade would bring the ball up the court and then call an ISO. Then they'll dribble around for like 20 seconds and then take a long 3 and brick it.

I get majority of my stats when the bench squad comes on. I hit 3s and Dampier (ridiculous, i know) & Miller for assists.

I want to get traded to the Knicks since that's my favorite team. What are my chances of getting on the Knicks? Is there a chance that the Heat will trade me to another team?

The recent tragic events in Japan has made me a little depressed.

In order to feel better, I watched Godzilla in reverse. It turned out to be a story about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a demolished Tokyo and moonwalks into the ocean.

In all seriousness, please text REDCROSS to 90999 in order to donate $10 to the relief efforts in Japan.

everyone i know who smoke weed also smoke cigarettes. i only smoke weed and have never even touched a cigarette. i was just wondering why people would do both.

i have really been off my game recently. i went on two dates with a girl, who was reluctant to date me because of my misleading reputation as a "player."

i was unusually nervous on the first date. i walked her to her doorstep and ended the night with a high five. a high five?!

i was just as nervous on the second date. we ended up at her doorstep again and i leaned in to kiss her when someone came out of her building. she turned her head to look and i kissed her on the cheek close to her ear lobe. she looked surprised and giggled. i'm pretty sure i was bright red at that point. she gave me a light kiss on the lips, said good night, and went inside.

what is wrong with me?! do i have it bad for this girl?! how do i fix it?!

i recently slept with my ex-girlfriend's friend (at the time, i didn't know until i was too drunk to care). they are having some problems with each other at the moment and now i'm caught in the middle of their "fight."

both of them have been calling me nonstop and i want to have nothing to do with it. how do i tell them to leave me alone without being a jerk (if there is a way)? should i just ignore their calls or take the extreme measure and change my number?

there's this girl i've liked for some time now. she's different from most girls i've dated ("silly" sorority girls, weird art majors...i know, shame on me)

she's intelligent, articulated, and quite pretty. i've heard she also likes me, but skeptical to date me because of my history of past girlfriends. she thinks i'm a "player" but i'm definitely not.

is there a way i can overcome my past and prove to her that i'm not just another shallow, horny, male college student, but someone who is genuinely interested in her?

i recently broke up with my girlfriend and was looking forward to the single life. during spring break, this girl i know in one of my classes has hinted for a long time that she wanted to be "friends with benefits." since i was newly single, i decided to take her up on the offer while it was still available.

we went to a mutual friend's party held in her apartment and were having a good time when my ex-girlfriend walked in. as i tried to enjoy myself, the girl i was with and my ex started bickering.

it turns out that they were friends, but were having some problems with each other at the moment. i was put into an awkward situation. later on that night, the girl i was with asked me bluntly, "do you wanna f*ck?" given my male college hormones and the inability to say no to sex with a hot girl, i agreed.

did i just get used for this girl's revenge against my ex or was it because of the "friends with benefits" agreement we made earlier?

I am an opinion columnist for my school newspaper and my columns have started to get some attention from my fellow classmates. My editor wants to run me every issue and I need a column title. I write about all issues so I need a broad title, like "random ramblings" or something like that. any suggestions?

gin in your milk? it's good for you. it kills germs. honest!

(i'm drinking some right now. that should explain a lot.)

a guy takes a peek at your "assets"?

like when a girl in tight jeans and shirt walk past me and i instinctively take a glance. would you flip out or just let it slide?

sidenote: i'm not a pervert. (well, i'm a guy so i guess i'm kinda perverted.)

or both?

you've ever heard?

best: "if you were a booger, i'll pick you first."

worst: "if you were a booger, i'll pick you first."

it appears timing is important also.

should a guy "last" in sex? i ended one "session" in 30-40 minutes and she said it was too short. is it really?

there's 2 girls who i have a chance with.

the first girl is 1 year older than me and she goes to my college. she's smart, mild-mannered, and actually quite pretty. i have a great time with her and feel confident that she won't cheat on me because she's a virgin. but she doesn't like to go to parties and gets really jealous anytime i even mention another girl's name.

the second girl is 3 years older than me and she's smoking hot, but she lives back at home which is 3 hours away. she has a job and is out in the "real" world. she gets me into clubs and buys me drinks. she's a lot of fun and is very experienced in bed. but she does a lot of things i wouldn't do (like drugs) and feel she won't wait for me to come back to have a little "action."

who do you think i should pursue? i have no idea and it boggles my mind. i'm usually against people posting questions of their personal problems on the internet, but i'm desperate! please help me!