John

I work out a lot and eat healthy, so I'm in very good shape at 17, and my dad eats all kinds of junk and hardly works out and still looks good. However, my mom is pretty big, even though she eats healthy for the most part, and my uncle on her side is pretty overweight even though he eats well and works out, and my dad said I'm built a lot like he was, only bigger. So is there any way except waiting that I can find out which genes I got? (I also have one sister who eats like a pig and never works out and is skinny as a rail, and another one who eats really well and is a D1 athlete, so she works out like crazy and still struggles with weight)

My armpits are as bald as those weird cats with no hair, and women like a hairy, Esau type of man. Will I ever have kids? I have volcano nipples, too, and I feel like no woman will ever want me to have or to hold. I'm a good person, all I need is one girl, but I'm doubting the possibility of even that. I feel like my virginity is the only friend I'll ever have. The rest of me is ok. I work out and I don't have one of those noses with a random bone popping out of the bridge, but these darn armpits just can't seem to pull through. Sometimes I feel like I shave them in my sleep... I've even had nightmares about it.

I'm trying to think of a guy I saw a while ago who sings and plays a guitar with his named inlayed into the fretboard. He lives in Nashville, wears glasses, is semi skinny, black hair and he's covered in tattoos (one of which is a naked lady on his left forearm). He Plays pretty unusual stuff with a very different voice and a cool picking pattern.