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I need a bunch of GOOD jokes... Ones including puns are some of my favourites, but any will do. Best jokes get an easy 10 points. They must be clean.

I have been dating my girlfriend for close to two years now and I want to propose to her. We have talked about marriage before and I know she will say yes. I also know what kind of ring she wants, though it is expensive. I expected a marriage proposal to be expensive, but the Ring she likes is close to $5000.

I guess my question here is not whether I should propose, but how to fund it. My grandmother died several year ago and left me 10 one ounce gold coins. At the price of gold these days each would be worth at least $1500. Do you think selling a few coins would be a good way to fund this? I know my grandmother would approve, as she would want me to use them for something like this... I just feel bad selling the only thing I have left of hers.

Thoughts?

Would you rather be able to stop time (everyone and everything except you) for 10 minutes at a time, but only once a day

Or be able

To turn invisible and walk through walls for up to 10 minutes at a time, once a day... And why?

I have not been sleeping well as of late, and at this point I have been awake for about 46 hours. I work nights, and I have for a long time, bit I was unable to sleep during the day as I usually would. I do not feel overly tired, but my eyes are quite sore and I am worried about driving. What is the longest it would be safe to be up and still drive?

My girlfriend and I are getting a dog and need names. It will be male, and large. She wants something that ends in a Y or IE... Or can at least be shortened to that... And I want something that's not too Girly...

Multiple suggestions encouraged!

Thanks!!!

I am required to Debate whether or not God exists for school. I am against him existing... What are some good arguments, that the opposition would not be able to argue, against his existence?

My Girlfriend's Birthday is in 1 week and I don't know what to get her. We have been dating for 2 years, and she will be turning 24. Any ideas would be appreciated.

Last year I put a lot of thought into her gift and she loved it... I just haven't had time this year.