Lenneth's true challenge

4 gay guys sit in a hot tub.

after several minutes, bubbles slowly rise revealing semen that pierce the surface of the water.

One gay guy turns and looks at the rest, "Okay girls, who farted?"

A blonde left her house to do some shopping. As she gets to her car,a car thief jumps out."Don't scream of I'll shoot!" the thief demands. He then pulls out a chaulk and draws a circle on the ground and demands her to stay in the center."If you leave from that circle, I swear, I will kill you!" he shouts. "now while you stay in that circle, you'll have to watch as I jack your shite!"

The thief first rips out the radio.He looks over and the blonde starts giggling."Oh yeah, think it's funny huh?, How do you like this? He kicks the windows breaking all of them. He looks back over and shes giggles again.The hell!! he screams, "Okay, but how do you like this? He pulls out a knife and slashes the tires. He looks over and still, she giggles."That's it, I had enough!! He puts his bandana in the gas port and lights it on fire, blowing the car up. He looks over and the blonde is still giggling."Why, why are you laughing? Why? Blonde- everytime you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle!

Make me laugh with one word....

Scene is in a restroom.

Guy 1: Yeah, I did some bad things in my life.

Guy 2 looks over while washing his hands: Oh, I get it, you saw hell yesterday, and now you scared for all the bad things you done. I tell you what, you go in the stall, say your five hail mary's, wipe your ***, and you and god can call it even!

who knows this one?

A man pushes a car in front of a hotel, stops and pays the owner, then continues to push the car. whats going on?

"What's that wrinkly thing on grandma?"

"Grandpa."

A very sick man is in the hospital and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps hiself.

Very embarrased, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.

"What's going on here?"

"I don't know officer, but I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

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2 soldiers and their companion, Jack, a gorilla, went on a stroll in the country side. They come across a barn with a hot, beautiful, lady pitching hay.

The Soldiers go inside and the lady gave an inviting gesture. The first soldier says "How much?" $200... The soldier says "Alright but I'll pay you in the morning. So they go to the back and screw.

The second soldier comes up and says "I'm ready for sloppy seconds!" Name your price? $300 she says. "Alright but I'm going to have to pay you in the morning." So they go to the back and screw.

The soldiers leave to gather the money to pay for the pleasure.

The next morning rolls by and the soldiers visit the barn again. The First soldier gives the 200 as promised. Then the second soldier gives his 300 as promised. But the lady looks around confused.

The soldiers then asked whats wrong?

Lady- Well... I'm still waiting for that hairy bastard who owes me $400!

3 men were stranded on and island.

After several hours pass, and humongus beast with one eye jumps out from the jungle and shouts If you make a noise I will kill you. Now follow me.

The beast leads the 3 men to a cave with a small alcove in the back. "Now gather me fruit and if you do not return I will kill you. "

The men then wander the jungle for fruit and meet back up with the monster at the cave. The men line up and the monster tells the first guy "Alright shove those apples you have brought up your butt, if you make a noise I will kill you. He puts the apple gently at first, but screams. The monster kills him.

The second guy brought cherries. "Do the same," says the monster. The second guy puts them in one by one and starts to giggle. Then the monster kills him.

The soul of the second guy meets up with the first in heaven. First guy- you could of been home free!! why did you laugh??

Second guy- Because the guy behind me brought pineapples! lol

A scientist wanted to conduct an expirament to where would 3 items land if launched in the air.

He loads the first item which is a butcher knife and launches.

He then repeats his other 2 launches with a spear and a bomb.

The scientist quickly grabs is notepad and goes off to locate the 3 items.

There was a boy, who was crying next to a pool of blood. "What happened?" said the scientist

"A knife fell from the sky and killed my dog!"

the scientist logs his info.

He then goes along further and a man was praying next to a pool of blood. "What happened the scientist asked?"

" I wished that the guy I got off work would just die! and a spear came from the sky and killed him!!." the scientist logs his info.

The scientist goes a little further and discovers a little girl next a pile of rubble who was bursting out laughing. "What happened?" the scientist asked.

Little girl- "hahaha I farted and the building blew up!!" lol

A king had 3 daughters that were of mid age.

He decided to invite 3 princes from different provinces to get to know and ultimately have sex, with to keep up the family name. Later during the night, the king walks down the corridor of the princesses bedrooms, and decided to listen in.

The king puts, his ear to the first door and heard loud screaming and moaning.

He then goes to the next door and evesdrops. He heard giggling and laughter.

He finally gets to the last door, and listens in.

It was dead silent. No sound came from the room.

The next morning the king had to ask his daughters. He turns to the first princess "Why were you screaming?" Princess 1- Oh, because it was sooo big and painful!

He turns to the next princess, why were you giggling? Princess 2- Hahaha, because, hahaha It was little and it tickled, hehe.

Finally he turns to the last princess and asks why was it silent? Princess 3- Because father, you told me not talk with my mouth full!!

John, a new recruit in the army, was to be stationed in korea. Upon his arrival, The commander approaches him and gives a ten cent tour.

"Well John, Monday is gambling night! Do you gamble?"

"I'm sorry sir, but one time in my life, I have gambled and lost everything. I swore never to gamble again."

"That's too bad john. Well anyway, theres still hooker wednesdays!! All the guys get to gether and have a humongous orgy!! Are you in?

"I'm sorry sir but I have a wife and daughter. I respect them too much to ever do that kind of thing. "sorry."

"It's okay john, hey... ummm... Are you gay?"

"No, no, no, sir, of course not. Why would you ask me this question?"

"Damn, then your going to hate Friday's.

Is when you thought you were done, but then upon rising a dingle berry jumps out!!

lol.

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto!!!! lmao

Bill enters a bar and sits down.

"Give me a stiff one" he says.

He then looks over and another guy sits right next to him.

"while you enjoy your drink, want me to tell you a secret?"

Ok bill says.

Did you know that if jump off the roof of this bar, you'll float back up to safety?

"That's BS and you know it." says bill.

Ok, Ok, I'll prove it.

They both walk up to the roof and stand on the edge.

Okay, pay attention.

The guy jumps off, and sure enough, he floats back up to safety. "See what did I tell you!"

OMG! Bill say's. I got to try this!.

Bill redies himself for the leap. He jumps...... falls ..... and hits the ground instantly killing himself.

The bartender then comes out of the bar to find out whats the ruckus, and finds that bill was dead on the ground.

The bartender looks up and sees the other guy.

"DAMMIT SUPERMAN STOP F-ING WITH MY CUSTOMERS!!"

Is an extreme rarity, that when you drop soo much brick, It pierces the surface of the water in your toilet bowl. lol

does anyone have a Q- tip?

And let me give a hint:

this cheese is not exactly cottage.

It's 8:30 p.m. .The father puts little timmy to bed. "good night dad." "good night son."

As soon as the father goes to his room and gets comfy in his bed, little timmy comes running in. "dad, dad, there was something moving in my room." Dad- "It must have been a shadow or something son." " but... alright you can sleep with me tonight." "Thanks dad!"

Later on, the father was thinking about his wife who's on a trip and misses having sex with her. he slowly started getting an erection. "dad?" (the father snaps back into reality) oh, uhh , what is it son? son- "what was that under the blanket?" father-well uh.. timothy,..ummm... that was Mr. bear." "Just go to sleep and he'll leave you alone." timmy- "alright." The next morning the father wakes up in a hospital. (slowly starts recovering focus) Timmy what happened? Tim- Oh! dad! I got to tell you! Mr. bear came back that night, and he was staring at me. He spit on my face, so I broke his neck.

was what i saw when that old lady bent over and wasn't wearing panties.

4 gay guys sit in a hot tub. while in the midst of relaxing, they all notice bubbles rising slowly to the surface and thus revealing semen. One of the guys looks at the rest and says, "Alright ladies, who farted?"