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...are simpleng tao (kaya simple rin ang pag-unlad ng mga hinayupak na mga hampas-lupang 'to) should we change the name of our beloved country from the Philippines to Simpletonia?

lolz

...accent for the Philippines? The traditional accent (i.e. politicians and old folks) are very anno ying and unsophisticated sounding. The Fil-ams' are just as irrita ting especially so if their faces don't match the language they speak. lolz So what's best for a country pathetically dependent on a foreign lingua franca?

"Apoh, kaasyam dgiti bagtit!"

It's I-loco-loco-cano. What's it mean?

...nurses, seamen and caregivers in the world, should we change the name of our Mahal na (Putang) Inang Bayan from the Philippines to Alilaland? lolz

toodles! :) xoxo

...hardships, disasters and ridicule that our Mahal na (Putang) Inang Bayan endure, should we change the name of the Philippines to Karmalandia?

...pang-katulong courses? If it's not nursing, it's HRM. If it's not that it's seaman. Or caregiver, etc. We don't produce enough science and technology graduates. Tunay nga bang ang Pilipinas ay bayan ng mga katulong? lolz

..GROs looked down upon? Despite everything we do to help our economy we are treated with disdain. We only want to help our mahal na (putang) Inang Bayan. :(

...care to guess when that bastion of kabakyaan ABS-CBN is gonna sign up Shamcey Supsup?

...in order to scare away potential tourists and food connoisseurs from visiting the country? If foreigners get a taste of these most basura of Pinoy cooking, they'll run away as fast as they can. lolz

Should we whole heartedly support the Azkals?

A question by a fellow Pinay puta made me have an epiphany. Should we support this team that brought pride and honor to our (Putang) Inang Bayan? Should soccer be promoted more instead of basketball? Since, you know, the balasubas culture of Pinoys make the Brit hooligans seem like fine men of manners? Soccer and Filipinows would be a perfect fit!

Caucasians envy their skin so they sunbathe a lot? (Like Pinoys are the only dark people in the world. Duh?) So what if they do, the more important question is do they envy Pinoys' faces? Who in their right minds would be maiinggit sa putang-inang pagmumukha ng mga Pilipino?! lolz

toodles! :) xoxo

...say, "Sa hirap ng buhay ngayon?" Why, did life ever become not mahirap in the country?

Please hide your cheesefolds with something other than a t-shirt and pambahay shorts when you go to the mall. Para kang gusgusing palaboy from the esteros. I didn't need to see your armpit hairs yesterday. Please only wear sleeveless when you're a young stud with hot biceps, mmkay?

...rising international (bakya) star Maria Aragon?

create original songs in English? Nothing an noys me more than seeing Pinoy rock bands try to sound like American bands. The songs are all mediocre, anyway. Still striving for that elusive international stardom? lolz

Pinoys make the dullest travel shows? Just watch living Asia or Susan Calo-medina's show. Parang pinapatay ang kaluluwa mo. You'll have better fun maneouvering an upo through my pekpek. lolz

toodles! :) xoxo

multo

talking dogs

focus on kids lamenting to themselves or imaginary friends

maid bidas

rich vs poor

poor becomes rich

rich become poor

newly rich takes vengeance on newly poor

forbidden love between rich and poor

weddings at the end

Anything you've also noticed?

The Kingdom is now prioritizing its own citizenry to the detriment of foreigners. As an OFW, what are your thoughts about this? Will this significantly affect the country?

Also, should you not enjoy that high end Nokia and Adidas while you can?

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Even on non song and dance shows? Kulang na lang clowns Mexican variety show na!