Mickey Corleone

They are a joy to watch

I'm an Arsenal fan and therefore by definition am a Football fan. How good was it today too see those fecking pr*cks from West Stalingrad feck it up and see United (there are two Uniteds though - West Ham - come on you Ammers!), come back and rescue our game from boring, money grabbing overrated, smelly, ooooh i've been a blues fan all me life (not really just in the last 3 years), lead by a meglomaniac idiotic nonse of a team!

after another Chelsea game sent me to sleep. God its like watching paint dry. What are they doing to the beautiful game. Soon no one will go to games because of them arrogant boring tw*ats

A ha

But I was never smacked as a child ... well maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.

"From now on I want you to call me David Hoff".

The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle."

Joe Pesci?

Robert De Niro?

Lionel Blair?

George W Bush?

But i hate fish!

Shell fish, guppy, salmon, shrimp and crab and lobster,

flounder. I hate fish, but I think most of all I hate fresh fish, like trout. I hate fresh trout. My least-hated, favourite fish would be sole. That way you don't have to see the eyes. Sole has no eyes. What about you?

No one ever cared if I should live or die

Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by

And all I know of love is how to live without it

I just can't seem to find it

So I've made my mind up I must live my life alone

And though it's not the easy way

I guess I've always known

I'd say goodbye to love

My ex had the snip. She had 3 kids already and i brought them up as my own (they were babies). We have split now 3 years ago - (i know i should be over it). But The kids dont contact me anymore and now i find that she has met someone else and had the snip reversed and is now pregnant. I always wanted little ones and she knew that - I feel empty and numb!

Nothing ever seems to fit. What i've got they used to call the blues!

God i'm cryin!

Talkin to my self and feelin old!

The odd song yeah maybe. But come on which song by which of these two were the best?

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Because not everyone agrees with you! Prove it!

Why is it that that particular train has that affect on me?

Why should i care. Why should i care?

The promise of your kiss

But you find out life isn't like that

Mine is - Marvin Gaye (no not Gay!) Lets get it on -

Let's get it on

Please, let's get it on

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby

Stop beatin' 'round the bush (bush he he!)

Oh, gonna get it on

Threaten' you, baby (threaten - steady on Marvin!)

I wanna get it on

You don't have to worry that it's wrong

If the spirit moves ya (Vodka and Red Bull please!)

Let me groove ya good

Let your come down (not on the hair though eh!)

Oh, get it on

C'mon, baby

Do you know the meaning?

I've been sanctified

Girl, you give me good feeling

Is so precious together

We have grown, we have grown.

Although our life is still special

Lets take a chance and fly away somwhere..alone.

I just still love his lyrics!