Mr Cellophane

My Mom is 93 years old has has recently gone to a nursing home. Her ability to learn a new interface is almost non-existant. I want a laptop that has the classic windows interface so she can check email, play games, and cruse the internet. The piece of Sh*t Windows 8 isn't going to cut it. Any suggestions.

Rather than shoot the messenger, or the nieve clueless people asking questions, go ahead and vent here and get it out of your system.

Tired of hearing "What camera should I get?" followed by I want it to do everything a $3000 camera will do but I only have $150.

"How do you high end photo editing on free software? (because I'm too cheap to invest in the tools I need.)

"How do you photoshop to get this effect? (because I don't want to put in the effort to learn the craft to do it with a camera."

How did the photographer photoshop for this effect? (The person considers snapshots good photography so when he sees an example of a good photography, he automatically assumes it has been photoshopped.)

What is your peeve? Let me have it. I can take it...... today.

There is a 0.39 probability that John will purchase a new car. A 0.73 probability that Mary will purchase a new car, and a 0.36 probability that both will purchase a new car. Find the probability that neither will purchase a new car.

Looking for a source that can tell me what diseases are caused by the absence or reduction of the isozyme phosphodiesterase. I have been able to find expermimental treatments using phosphodiesterase inhibitors, but I have not been able to get a list of diseases that list the lack of phosphodiesterase as being the direct cause.

CBS news reports that the execution took place at 10:00 EST.

They don't believe in stalling.

I don't get the show in my area, but I did manage to borrow the first 4 seasons on DVD from a work buddy of mine. Needless to say I got hooked on watching the episodes in the marathon mode. I might if missed something in season 2.

In season 2, the space ship was struck by lightning and lost the key. Over the next few episodes, the Kents eventually get the space ship back, but the key was still missing, no where to be found. Mrs. Kent starts to work for Lionel Luthor. The episode when robbers try to steal from the blind Linoel Luthor and they discover that he has the key to the space ship in his safe. My question is, "How did he get the key?" Was it a plot device to surprise the audience without explaination?, or Did just sleep through a portion of the episode when it was found by of given to the Luthors?