Gordon B

They decide thart the rules should be very simple. The horse that comes last will be the winner.

They start to gallop around the track but as they get closer and closer to the finish line they go slower and slower until they stop.

They were discussing what to do when a stranger came up and asked what the problem was. They explained the race and the simple rule.

The stranger thought for a moment then gave them a suggestion. As soon as he did, they immediately leapt back on the horses and began galloping toward the finish line.

What did the stranger tell them that did not break the original rules, but made them gallop toward the finish line?

Anyone know how to program it? The battery went flat and I replaced it but now I need to reprogram it. It went flat with the security system armed and now I can't get into my car or start it without setting off the alarm...

I can see and access other computers on my network, but when I try to access my desktop computer, I get the message, "Access denied permissions not granted, see your administrator"

I AM the administrator, but I can't find where to grant access privelidges within my workgroup.

I had been asked to ferry a Grumman Tiger to have the annual inspection done. As I was taxiing out, I noticed that there was some interaction between the rudder and the ailerons because when I "S" turned the aircraft the ailerons moved in the opposite direction...

I performed the pre-flight, everything checked out fine. I lined up and took off then as I turned crosswind the left wing suddenly felt heavy. I double checked the fuel tank guages and they were both full. As I rolled into a downwind departure the heavy wing lightened up.

I thought about it for a moment and decided that I should make a precautionary landing to make sure. As I turned base the wing suddenly became "heavy" once more. On final approach the aileron pressure eased up again. I landed without incident and climbed out to make a more through airframe inspection. It took me half an hour to find it....

Can any other pilots figure out what the problem was?

All four of them are now dead, one was murdered...