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I thought it was great that he mentioned that he would monitor insurance companies.....but my concern is about the Pharmaceutical companies.....why can't they be accountable? Also, he addressed mal-practice insurance for doctors too....that's a first! If this healthcare bill needs to work we need to help the dr's malpractice insurance costs, and reduce the cost of medicine....what do you think about his speech?

Eat, Drink, Man, Woman,,,,absolute favorite!

Tortilla Soup (2001 remake of Eat Drink etc)

Like Water For Chocolate

Babette's Feast (A definite fav)

The Wedding Banquet

Tell me your favorite food movie....thanks!

I love her........anyone else agree?

SHe is performing very soon on AMA Awards......don't miss it if you appreciate her like I do!

Now they are more interesting than the Jonas Bros.....Guys....Young men.....Do you like this girls? Like their sound? Watching them on the AMA Awards.

Are you kidding?! What's the attraction.....do you like this sound or not? Come ON!!! Young gals........I know they are real cuties but do you think they can sing.......these nerdy birdies? Tell me what you think.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

a suggestion for a nice place to meet for drinks? Let's say from Union Square up to 33rd Street on the East Side of course. I've been away too long! Thanks for your suggestions! I used to like this place right across from the Flatiron Building....don't remember the name or even if it's there.....been at least 6 years!

have a favorite inexpensive wine to share that you know is good? My recent purchase was Castle Rock Red Zinfandel (not that pink swill), and Castle Rock Chardonnay, & Cabernat.....this wine is excellent! Great vineyard in California.......any other good suggestions? ANd THanks! i.e. Inexpensive on these was 9.99 to 11.99 by the way......this company also sells very expensive wines.

E.T.....The Extra Terrestrial? This movie's rights I know were not distributed to places like Blockbuster for several years........this is a very cute movie........don't you just love those kids!

I think we need a few laughs and would love to see "the tables turned"......c'mon guys..... I'm just having a little fun..... do you know what actor or perhaps do you know someone who would make a good "Stepford Husband"? Any volunteers?

and one of the most innovative funny comedies of our time.....also I have been a fan of "Fawty Towers" and several other English shows....can you tell me if there is any show that is similar as just as funny on television today that I should see....I do get English televison.... but however, it is limited....I've always been a fan of English humor......I am actually 70% Engllish.... but am American born and bred....I appreciate your responses! Thanks so much!

I couldn't believe my ears!!!! Never laughed so hard in some time...................anyone see it too.............what did you think?

If you didn't know who half of the roasters were you may not appreciate it as much...............any thoughts? It was crude but oh so funny!

Also, do you have a fav Gary Oldman film?

Mine was "Dracula"........... I love his character in many films but this was my favorite..........yours? WHy?

I'll be cutting up the chicken & sauteing , then will add bamboo shoots, baby corn shoots, & other veggies too.........then adding soy & duck sauce.....DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD SAUCE TO USE? Of course I'll serve over rice.......

thanks again!

Who's your favorite......Mr. Heat Miser "What ever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

I'm too much!" or Mr. Snow Miser "What ever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch

I'm too much!" I'm a kid at heart when I watch this one....my favorite because of these guys.........I like Mr. Heat Miser!

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"

Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!

"Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!"

"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"

She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"

Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.

So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.

Nine months later, the two guys are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.

"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."

A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his a*s!"

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.