♦ arc duke ♦

Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.

He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom." The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in.

They listened for some time and never heard a sound. Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.

One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were amazed.

About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.

The old farmer said "naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a railroad tie."

Ability to Fly

Invisibility

Telepathy

Mutation

Invulnerability

Extra Sensory Perception

Time Manipulation

Time Travel

Shape Shifting

Super Strength

i would love to have super strength

i think the ideal time to have a dinner is at or between 7 pm to 8 pm

but most of them normally have dinner at about 10 pm or after it

when do u have ur dinner approximately

..............would u choose to join an INDIVIDUAL SPORT (like tennis, formula 1, moto gp, etc..) or a TEAM SPORT (like cricket, football, baseball, etc...)

and WHY?

what is it that it is easy to get into it but hard to get out

and what is it that it is hard to get into it but easy to get out

which is BETTER:

in cricket u can get all the best ACTION, HIGH DRAMA at the beggining, middle and the end of the match when a team needs 1 run of 1 ball with 1 wicket remaining, a lot of EMOTIONS and GRACE when the baller gets ready to deliver the ball and when the batsman hits the ball through extra-cover

cricket is a very STYLISH and a GENTLEMAN'S GAME

whereas in football u can get all time DRAMA, the EXCITEMENT when the ball is belted into the goal or when the goalkeeper makes a great attempt to stop the ball

football is a CRAZY but a BEAUTIFULL GAME

what do u all say, give me honest answers

dont report this as abuse, if u dont like what i asked just SHUT ur internet and GET OUT