mariolla oneill

it's if any one remembers a cafe called TIP TOP it was opposite the station i need the phone number i have the number from 20 years back can some one PLEASE PLEASE help me thank you very much.I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME THE PHONE NUMBER'S THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOU TIME AND HELP.

coconut tree's,paddy field's,fish market's and bakery's are waitin'

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,

"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.

Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

If you smiled or laughed give me a star please.

You realy are a pritty picture...I'd like to hang you.

What do you think and say? give's us a star if you think she is wasting our time and money.

give me a star if you think she is a wast of space on tele.

American Law Is A Joke!

Paris Hilton is sent home,WHY?

Is she above the law?

Is she different from all the other in mate's?

She is not a mother who is behind bar's like thousand of other mother's who are in prison and look forward to being with there kid's and families.

American law is one that make's me sick.

What do you think of it.

Dreadful but Funny joke:-

The mother superior gatherers the nuns in the refectory."I have to tell you," she says gravely,"that there is a case of gonorrhoea in the convent."A voice at the back pipes up:"Yippee! I am so fed up with Chardonnay!"

thank you very much for your help.

NEED TO KNOW WHERE,WHEN AND HOW LONG FOR DO THEY TEACH YOU DYE EYE BROWS.

i do it like a feather touch.its more safer and qicker than waxin.