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Do you like the color or do you change the color by wearing contacts?

that was so funny that you laughed so hard it almost made you pee your pants? If so what movie?

what color are they! If not do you like to go barefoot?

Ralph came

home drunk one night, slid into bed

Beside his sleeping wife, and fell

into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where

St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph."

Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be!

I've got too much to live for. Send

me back!"

St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one

Way you can go back, and that is as a chicken."

Ralph was devastated,

but begged St. Peter to

Send him to a farm near his home. The next

thing he Knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and

Pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen,

huh?

How's your first day here?"

"Not bad," replied Ralph the

hen, "but I have this

Strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna

explode!"

"You're ovulating," explained t he rooster.

"Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"

"Never," said Ralph. "Well,

just relax and let it happen,"

Says the rooster. "It's no big deal."

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later,

out Popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as

He experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg

-- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack

on The back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....

"Dammit,

Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!"

Nap? I know I'm ready for one!

have great days on Yahoo Answers and sometimes they feel like they have off days?

care that my ex husband is missing( or should I say jumped parole). He spent 7 years in prison and has never spent a dime on my son or hasn't seen my son in 6 years, my son is 10! I found out he is missing because I was really pushing the child support thing and the child support officed called his parole office, his parole officer told us that he has been missing for 3 months and when they find him. He is going back to prison. I truly dislike the jerk he was a horrible husband , he beat me and did drugs& drank all the time. He wouldn't keep a job. The best thing I ever did was leaving him! I have been calling people actually his grandmother I am close with to see if anybody has heard from him. I'm real close with his grandmother she would tell me the truth about them seeing him. Should I care that they are looking for him or should I mind my own business and not tell the police where he is if I find out where he is?Or do you understand why I care?

Did it work for you? I just had my first shot a couple months ago and I feel like a crazy person? Did the symptoms of the endometriosis go away? Have you had miserable side effects with the drug? I have had horrible hot flashes,mood swings,joint pain,head aches,insomia , and fatigue? Did anybody have similar problems with this drug? How did you cope with the symptoms? I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY! I wish the doctor would have just given me a hysterectomy. Does it get better? Any insight?

for you to change your name or would no amount of money be worth changing your first name? If yes ,money would make you change your first name would you do it for a lump sum or get paid by the hour to do it.

big plans for today? HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

SCREAM? If so what makes you want to do it? I really don't have a reason right now I just think it would make me feel better!

Arkansas or have you ever been to Arkansas? Where did you go or where do or did you live? Do you or did you like it? What do you really think?

video? This video was taken in Hot Springs,Arkansas!

http://www.coreyandjayshow.com/HotSprSkateboarder....

joke for you?

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed

the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of

the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000, please advise."

The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

joke for you?

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door,the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"

day ? ! I hope your having a great day! Mine has been busy and loud!

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