ForcedComedy

Whenever someone asks a political question it is usually just meant to provoke someone or just have people nod along with the OP and I dont see the point in that. It clearly isn't helping in the grand debate of whatever politics is trending at the time.

But when someone is genuinely looking for an answer, both sides come together to confuse them even more, never giving a proper explanation. Does anyone actually know what they want or need? 

 Like pimples. So when you squeeze boobs the nipples just pop and milk comes out. Imagine grabbing a breast too hard and discovering your hand is covered in white after releasing it.

Today I got asked a very weird question. Even weirder than the **** i tweet. The question was "ever imagined French kissing a cat". It was weird 'cause i dunno why you'd have to just imagine that. I do that everyday. Is it not normal?

Cause I feel that every day. My dick looks like a shrimp and my balls are small plastic plates with the single shrimp on it. And much like what would happen at restaurants if you served that **** to people, every girl goes away without even paying me.