Tyler Durden

can I get help translating this sentence to spanish (mexico).:

"One time, my aunt rosa fed me tacos full of eggs. Thank you aunt rosa"

"Then one time, my aunt rosa locked me in a closet for a week with nothing to eat. I hate you aunt rosa."

Can someone help my friend translate his inscription on his sword or at least say what language it is

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Do they sell hand pumps that will air up automotive tires? Will a regular bicycle pump do? I need a tire pump that does not require or run off of batteries . (your car battery included) for emergencies.

This is for a small car sedan. Tires are ok, not full mud tires but good traction. Winch is not an option. I have a few choke points in my trip which will have me on a dirt road, with high possibility of mud and rain. In the past ive used a "come-along" ratchet tied to a tree. I cant count on a tree being in the correct spot this time. Ive seen people use these traction pads (metal grate things) in the sand. Do they have mud varriants? Ideas? Cant count on outside help. Dont have a truck.

Used several diffrent types but I always run into these problems:

needs to be sweatproof, paint doesnt dry and stays wet and smears off on everything, paint is glossy (needs to be flat matte), and lastly im looking for ease of application.

Any suggestions / experinence?

Currently working on a mossberg maverick 88 12ga security 18.5 inch barrel. Replaced stock with a ATI foldover. Slide action tube and foregrip assembly swaped for a mossberg 500 7 5/8". Want to add a heat shield for range shooting (it gets burning hot). But i also wanted to add a flashlight for home deffense. After adding the heatshield will I have enough room to add a flashlight. Any other alt set ups. I dont want a surefire system embedded in the foregrip (300$ is too much)

Also does anyone have heatsheild reccomendations ive heard ATI heatshields get loose and fall off / wiggle

In regards to early in the game. Long term gain stratageies also appreciated. Please no cheats or glitches.

(usa) How do you blouse the acu pants properly for use with combat boots? I understand the marines have a diffrent method.

Are the pants tucked into the boot? Is the drawstring tied at the ankle? Alternitivly ove seen people tie the drawsting through the foot arch to mock leotards is this correct?

such as removal of restraints during a court hearing. Or during detainment of prisoner or transport. Ive heard of constructive arrests without use of handcuffs but never seen one done. Can someone shed more light on this?

Practical situation one; arrested suspect in questioning intetveiw room asks for restraints to be taken off. -possible? What are the steps?

Practical situation two: detainee on the street is compliant and non violent, asks for constructive arrest (without use of handcuffs) -possible? Possible to ask for them to be removed?

If relevant For use in USA, TX

How would you make a campfire that wont give your position away by excess radiant light and smoke. Especially in a low canopy area like southern usa, (est avrg. Canopy at 45' and below). Please explain steps and reasoning. It is given campfire is made at night, when should it be put out?

How would you make a campfire that wont give your position away by excess radiant light and smoke. Especially in a low canopy area like southern usa, (est avrg. Canopy at 45' and below). Please explain steps and reasoning. It is given campfire is made at night, when should it be put out?

Looking for the best glasses or goggles for hunting, fishing and shooting. Looking for anti glare, fog and very scratch resistant. Need it to protect my eyes from impact or brush, sun glare for fishing, sand and wind. Also what are the advantages of yellow lenses or smoke lenses

Are there any goggles or visual aids that allow you to see Infrared beams or Infrared besides night vision goggles?

this is for tactical room clearing or military. To my understanding the "universal" signal for enemy is a cupped hand over your shooting hand (palm down) and hostage is similar to choking (grabbing the throat). So what is friendly? As to identify friendly units not to engage

In my further studies of russian ive noticed additional letters in peoples writing not in the cyrillic alphabet. such as: upsidedown V's and backwards 6's . what are these? slang?

Looking to start exercising using a heart rate moniter to keep myself in my target heart rate zone. However i tried a heart moniter watch and it never beeped or gave me any numbers until AFTER my workout which i find pretty pointless. In fact to read my heart rate i had to stop and hold my finger on a button, bullox to that! Im looking for a moniter that activly reads my heart rate WHILE im exercising and gives me numbers i can read during my run without stopping. Having it beep when im over or under would be nice too. Im not picky if it has a chest strap or not im just wondering how the battery life would be on that. If anyone reccomends a specific brand or model im welcome to hear it.

Looking for the song on Looney tunes or merrie melodies they use for machines, rube goldberg, or otherwise crazy contraptions. It goes something like "dum dum da~ dada-do dum-dum; dum dum dum~ dadada-do-do" and repeats

Started playing WoodBall (paintball in the woods rather than on a course) and am using an old helmet where i lost the Brim cover and found that the glare from the sun hitting my hemet visor is giving away my position. Is there any remedy to this?

MY ideas where to wear a camo shroud hood over my head, but it being dim in a forest it most likely will hinder my ability to see or spot camoflauged players. also had the idea to where a hat somehow with it to get the brim to block some incoming light and thus reduce given glare. any suggestions

Based off these bands what else might i enjoy?

Chevelle, Bullet for my valentine, Rob Zombie, NIN, SR-71, Earshot, Green day, Floggin' Molly, Rage against the machine.

what does the quote "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" mean. Please explain. I think its a quote from Dilbert