milocarrera

You have a coin which is perfectly evenly weighted between heads and tails. If you flip it ten times in a row, is it more likely to alternate H-T-H-T-H-T-H-T-H-T or to go H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H?

About three weeks ago I won the lottery in the Netherlands. Then a couple days later, I won the lottery in Germany...twice. Then today I won the lottery in Austria. Does this mean

A. I'm the luckiest man alive. I should quit my job and move to Las Vegas.

B. I'm the most spammed man alive. I should stop reading all the crap that falls into my "junk" filter.

C. Creativity counts...what could this possibly mean?

While Allen insisted his mate be without,

George was willing but none were about.

Fields opined of it's antithesis,

That the youngest among us would treat it like feces!

Three white horses,

On a red hill,

First they tramp,

Then they stamp,

Then they stand still.

You can mention his private parts, just don't mention his first name. Hmmmm. And yet, Andrew JOHNSON is fine, as is PETER Faulk. Has censorship caught up with Dick, um, er, I mean Richard?

Just for fun, say your great uncle Frank just kicked, and left you $150,000. But the will stipulates that you have to spend the entire $150,000 on cars. It can be one car. It can be a fleet of Yugos. You pick. We'll vote on the best "garage".

Basic ground rule. If it's a new car, just tell use the MRSP. If it's a used car, tell us the price from an ad you found on the internet, and link to it. No cheating...you have to find one for the price you list.

Here's one of my "fantasy garages"...

2006 Mercedes CLS-500 -- $66975

Pure sex, in a four door! (Wish I had enough for the CLS-55, but $150K only goes so far)

2006 Corvette Z06 -- $68500

Nothing else like it for under $150K.

1965 Mustang Fastback, 289, $14,500

nice car for the money, and a blast from my past.

http://adcache.collectorcartraderonline.com/10/1/2...

Total Garage...$149,975.00

Points for humor, sarcasm, and clever politically motivated smear. Okay, cheap shots are worth something, too. But clever is better.

Is Stuey's line "Laugh and cry" or "F'n' cry"?