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i m getting MSC integrated course in iit kanpur..n after filling for upgradation i may possibly get IT-BHU electronics

n m sure to get bits pilani electronics branch..

if i want to do MS n PHD in future...what shoud i chose at present

hii alll...plz suggest to me a topic for environmental project...

i need info regarding the causes....(A) militant nationalism (B) armament race (C) bismarck's policy (D)split of europe into2 armed camps..

everyone plz gimme this info as fast as possible..i'll b thankful

A BOY:-

i dont want anything but a girl who loves me

a girl who cooks xlnt food

a girl who earns a lot of money and

luck tht these three girls never meet each other!!!!!!!!!

Teacher to student:- A=B,B=C so A=C. Now tell me an other example just like that... Student:- I Love U,U love ur daughter, So I Love ur daughter...

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

1]Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey

2]Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

3]Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!

4]koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............

neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do

saale ko...................

5]Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe

Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

6]Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana!

7]Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha (this line is twice)

Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!

Parrot and Mango

Part 1

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'

The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bejte.'

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam

hai kya ?'

He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi

Bechte'

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'

He gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar'

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya

?'

The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'

The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'

The next day parrot again goes to shopkeeper and asks

"Aam hai kya??"

The shopkeeper is ready now....

He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face.

The parrot looses all his teeth

But determined, parrot again goes 2 the shopkeeper next day n asks

"AAM KA JUICE HAI KYA???"-

well guys these are "sher"

1]Laloo bada chalak hai

Nau baccho ka bap hai

Laloo bada nirala he

dasva ane wala he...

ye andar ki baat hai

isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

2]Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

3]Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du

kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

4]Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

5]Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

6]Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

7]tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...

moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

8]tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....

ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

there is a boat

there is a sea in this boat

there is again a boat in this sea

what's it?

i just want information for about 2 pages so want that in these 2 pages i get the best of it