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So basically I am in an online class. However, my online class is baically reading a chapter and answering multiple choices and essays on the class. However, the teacher has the same exact multiple choice questions as the website that our book is in. At the last week of the semester, he basically tells us to confess if we used the book website, and if we don't confess, he'll track our ip addresses, send the ip addresses to the people of the publishing company to get our names, and send our names to the dean.

My question, is it really cheating to answer the multiple choice questions on the book website and then doing it on his regular homework to get a one hundred? Should I confess? Can he get the IP addresses?

Basically I am going into my second year for college. But I noticed that the expenses for my college loans are a lot, so I wanted to know what type of jobs I can do. I have no experience in jobs, so i have no idea how they work. I want to do a job that requires no experience.

Like I would cruise along the job websites and they would be asking managers and stuff and it seems hard... What job would you advise I do for me.

Be helpful if u link to an example of the job you are describing in a job listings website so I get an idea.

So I live in Massachusetts, and I just passed through a fast lane using my wrong car. Relatives came over, so we couldn't fit enough with our small car( which is the car with the transponder), so we had to borrow a van from our cousin. But since we kept going through fast lane all these years, it became a habit and I accidently passed through a fast lane. Is there any way to prevent me from now paying the 50 dollar fine?

lim (x-1)/x

x->0

How do we solve this?

Like can I change the whole keyboard and buy a new one, and put it down or is it unsavable? Cuz piece just came flying out and all of its parts is either missing or broken.

Answer all of these plz, you might need to draw a visual for one of them.

A=l*w l=2a^2+3a+5

w=6a

Solve for A, and this is a rectangle

[(x^3)(y^5)] [ (-x^4) (y^6) (z^3) ]

Simplify this expression.

When you set out on your journey to Ithca,

pray that the road is long

full of adventure, full of knowledge.

The lestrygonians and the Cyclops,

the angry Poesidon--do not fear them:

You will never find such as these on your path,

if your thoughts remain lofty, if a fine

emotion touches your spirit and your body,

The lestrygonians and the Cyclops,

the fierce Poseidon you will never encounter,

if you do not carry them within your soul,

if your soul does not set them before you.

Pray that the road is long.

That the summer mornings are many, when,

with such pleasure, with such joy

you will enter ports seen for the first time;

stop at Phoenician marketes,

and purchase find merchandise,

mother-of-pearl and coral, amber and ebony,

and sensual perfumes of all kinds,

as many sensual perfumes as you can;

visitmany Egyptiancities

to learn and learn from scholars.

this is the first 2 phrases, the others would be on the add details. BE SERIOUS PLZ!!

Ok so there were a burnette, a red headed, and a blond stuck on an uknown island far from any other land. The island has NO food, the water is SALT, and the terrain is horrible to live in because of all of the wild animals. So they tumble on a lamp and picks it up. They rubbed on its side accidently and a great genie came. The genie says," I will grant each one of you a wish." So the burnette headed said,"I wish i was back home." and so the burnette headed went home. So now, he asks the red headed to say a wish and she said, "I wish i was back home too." So she went home also. Than when the genie turns towards the blond, he saws her crying and asks, "What is your wish." And the blond was crying so loud that she said," I really miss them......... I don't want them to leave me alone, i want them back!!!" And so the genie grant the wish and the 2 girls came back to the island..................

thought i would like to share it. BLONDS PLZ DON'T GET MAD,ITS A JOKE ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so there is this a blond haired, a red headed, and a burnet. They are all at hell right now. So GOD says, "This is the staircase of heaven, each 5 steps you take, i'll give you a joke. If you laugh at the joke, you will go back to hell." So the girls understood and than the red headed went first. After the 15th stair case, the 3rd riddle, she laughed and got sent to hell. Than the burnett hair went next, and she laughed at the 45th step, 9th joke. So its only the blond now. The blond walks up and up. 100...200...300... to 998. At her 999th step, she laughs all of a sudden. GOD than asks, "I haven't given you a riddle yet, why have you laughed?" And the blond replied, "I just got the first joke!!!" And so she got sent back to hell with the other 2. lol........

Blond people, i am not making fun of you i am sorry. It was funny and i thought i might share it with other people. plz give comments to hwo this joke is.

Why didn't god create the butt line horozontially?

i'll tell you the answer, and its pretty funny after 5 hours =)

There were 3 travlers who needed a hotel

They went to the hotel and asked how much

the manager said 30 dollars

so they each paid 10 dollars and went up to their rooms

The manager just remembered the hotel was a 5 dollar off.

So he went and gave them 1 dollar each, and kept the other 2 dollars for himself.

So really, they paid 9 dollars each, and 2 dollars is the manager.

9x9x9+2=29. What happened to the dollar?

There was this king, who was feeble and old.

He knew he would die soon, so he summoned 3 of the wisest man of the village.

The king held up a brown leather bag, and said:

"My wisest man of the village, i will die soon so i will chose one of you to be the next king, answer this question and you will be throned. In this bag is 5 hats, 3 green and 2 white. I will put one hat in each of your head and you will tell me what hat you are on. The only rule is you can only look at your left."

So he puts on the hats and asks each one.

He asks the first one and the first one says, "I don't know"

He asks the second one and the second one says. "I don't know"

He goes to the third one and he says, "I know" and he tells him the color.

What was the color on his head, and HOW DID HE SOLVE IT, USE SPECIFIC DETAILS. HARD HARD HARD

Simplify:

1)square root of 3 + square root of 48 + square root of 6 plz help.

2)square root of 18 + square root of 5 - square root of 2

ANSWER THIS IN A RIDDLE MATTER

Why do ppl act dumb?

Why do ppl act like a know-it-all?

Why do ppl boys try to impress girls or vise versa?

Why do ppl that dont' want to learn go to school?

Why do some ppl confess when they didn't do it?

Why do ppl have to be dishonest?

CHOSE 2 MAX AND GIVE ME UR OPINIONS!!!

Be as specific as possible plz.

5 points=Very specific, answers both questions, and gave an example.

4 points=Very specific, answers both questions.

3 points=specific, answers both questions.

2 points=answers both questions.

1 points=did nothing and gave a useless answer