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I know bamboo can be an invasive nightmare...however, I heard there is a type which grows at a slow rate and doesn't spread roots like the traditional type. Does anyone know what this would be?

Best groundcover for sandy soil that is very shady? No grass grows well, and I would prefer an evergreen type of groundcover? Any ideas?

I have a snake, a python, who is getting along in years, so I have thought to make her into a belt. When I suggested this, my son cried. How can I explain to him that having her for a belt would keep her around forever? Have any of you done anything similar to this?

Paris Hilton did it...without looks, talent....Can I just announce that I am now a 'celebrity'?

People say, cool, awesome, jeepers....

I say, "oh really..." far toooooo much!

Mine is the responsible teen!

Hubby calls me sugar buns.

I call him sweet cheeks.

Catch a falling star_____

Is it illegal to gag and tie someone up, against their will, while they sleep? (I will allow that this is a temporary solution, but still...i am curious, is it illegal?)

Been complimented on your shanks?

What do 'they say' in your region of the world when the temperature is hot?

In Texas, I have heard:

Hotter 'n a whores palm.

Hotter 'n hades back porch kitchen.

How about it?

Is it better to be way up in front, or behind the bulls?

70's again: Here we go:

T.V./Movies:

1.And then there's_______.

2.Rocky____,____,____.

3.______Flamingo's.

Music:

4.Your so _____.

5.Sid _______.

6.Joey, Johnny, DeeDee, Marky

7.Long, Tall ______.

Culture:

8.Tricky______.

9.She said, "Cuchi, Cuchi.

Best Guitarist:

10.________Blackmore.

DO it!!!!

What is the most important chapter? If one wanted to choose five scenes out of the most important chapter, which one would you choose?

Asked your mate what you smell like? I asked mine and he said 'peaches and sweetness'. He smells like work to me! What does your mate smell like?

I am wondering if there is a type of re-education camp I can send my husband to? I am talking Stepford Husband style? Ideas?

Or the passive one? If so, why?

In the cartoon advertisements for Sea Monkeys — found in 1970s comic books next to ads for X-Ray Specs and trick soap that turned hands black , the creatures looked like a 1950s TV family.

The husband occasionally carried a briefcase and tousled the kelpy hair of his young son. The blond-haired wife cradled an infant. But both the ad's blatant and subliminal cues were clearly keyed to pre-pubescent boys. The Sea Monkeys were naked. The woman wore no wedding ring and crossed her long legs seductively. The husband and wife wore the smiles of swingers.

Just maybe, you thought, if you saved up your allowance, you could grow a woman. She might be part monkey and live underwater, but still...

Is the mate lost, and they hope to recover it?

Is it a way of saying, "look at me, I had a baby!"

Is it a cultural thing?

Any Ideas?

Ice Cream Soda Day!

Always celebrated June 20.

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