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they seem to favour my veggie patch as a toilet which is not very pleasant as I often tread in the mess when I am gardening I have tried many types of pellets that are meant to deter cats from using gardens as toilets but none seem to work other than getting a dog can anyone suggest a cure for this problem ?

How do u tell the differences between male & female freshwater mussels ?

I have just heard on the morning news that private security firms might be replacing some community policing what a ghastly idea my local shopping centre has security guards that are like mini Hitlers if you dare to stop walking for more than a minute they are on you telling you to move on as loitering is not permitted in the building I honestly can not see how having them on the streets will be of any use as they can,t arrest people so the police will have to be called to do that most security guards are frustrated coppers at the best of times !

A few nights ago I watched a very strange film it was about a 12 year old girl who lived alone in Rome her aunt came over from the states to take her back to the states with her the young girl did not want to go with her aunt ! The girl had a imaginary friend who was a bicycle riding dog named George who committed murders for the girl the friend was in fact a figment of the girls imagination as the girl was in fact a serial killer odd as it may seem I cannot remember the films title & have scoured the weeks tv magazine trying to find the film but had no luck in my search so pls any help in finding this film would be great

I use a anti virus on my laptop @ pc and was wondering if my phone is at risk as I do not use any anti virus protection on it how risky is using a smartphone online ?

I am really at a loss to understand why so many programs are on television about survival in the great outdoors ! Even if I went fishing overnight an forgot my sandwiches I am pretty sure I would not be tucking into the contents of my maggot box ! these programs are so out of context on English television

so why waste time having them on ?

I know a while ago in the long gone days of V.H.S I watched a series of films titled house the first was just house then house 2 then house 3 they was comedy / stupid horror involving a young guy that inheritid a big old house that had an alternate world beside it I can remember it making me laugh a lot I think the last film his dead grandpa came back from western days to try and find some gold he had mined I would like to get these on D.V.D but if I house in a search all I can find is the ghastly tv series about the doctor please help

SHE HAS THE MONEY FOR A TICKET HOME BUT NOT FOR THE BTL ITS A SORT OF TAX & ITS £ 350 CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS A TAX ON ?

It seems to me I cannot escape hearing about strictly whatever sort of dancing show ! I put on the breakfast show this morning & the first item mentioned was something to do with the show ! I avoid watching the dancing thing as it just seems so fake & I cant be bothered with the whole thing ! but it seems to be mentioned at every chance on other programs I realise that other people enjoy the show but hell a break from hearing about it most every day would be nice

is not working ! what is a twain ? & how can I make it work I am using Vista

I have a friend that forwards me a lot of powerpoint slide shows some of the pics are superb and I would very much to be able to print some of the better pics onto photo paper ! So can I seperate a pic for printing if so how ?

I was doing a bit of burning the other day and one of my friends popped in for a cuppa .We got chatting bout things including what I was doing so I explained as best I could then he asked me this question for which I have no reply so why is one re usable and the other not ?

Part of the lyric was on the upside love is happiness & on the downside it is thats about all I can remember about the lyrics ! I am sure it was a solo singer female singer please help as I am trying to compile a serious 80s club CD thanks for any help

I only ask as I receive the PC expert newsletter and noticed a couple of weeks ago a report saying that Microsoft are offering a retro downgrade back to XP on new machines

I enjoy the BBC series very much but I was sure that the sandwich was not invented or named as such until around the 18th century ! They also used the phrase " turning a blind eye " I had always assumed that was taken from Nelson when he used his blind eye on his telescope ! If I am mistaken about these two items sorry

At the moment the house has a virgin connection downstairs but I need to extend it into my bedroom how is this done ?

I am a bit annoyed that itis such a pain to set up as I must download

a piece of software from Apple to use the device which means I must

register on i tunes to obtain this download and pay for the privelage

I think the device cost her about £ 130 or so she also got me a nice

leather case to match I think after spending so much money on this

that having to pay more to use the thing is a liberty to say the least !

she is obviously very upset that her lovely gift is causing me

problems in trying to use the device one of my pals told me to put it

on E bay and sell the thing ! Problem is that I want the thing and do

not want to upset my G/F has anybody else felt this way after

spending so much on the device then having to pay more money to

actually use the thing I even have to pay for a users manual download

or is there another way of using it ? your help would be very helpfull

if there is a less P*SS taking way of using the lovely device ! thanks

maybe

I keep on getting multiple delivery failure messages 70 or 80 at a time all sent within 1 or 2 minutes of each other when I look at the details they all have a message from a Chinese company selling electrical goods! A company I have never mailed this only happens on my Hotmail account ! Any ideas ?

I have just seen the film and realised I was probably born 20 years or so too late ! Recognised most of the rides but that one has me stumped !