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Just bought a new PS3 Slim Limeted edition 250G bundle. I'm planning on taking it to the Philippines. Do I need a transformer or can I just directly plug it in the 220V outlet?

I don't get it? Who convinced Southwest Airlines that the "Bags Fly Free" commercial is a better advertisement? I hate that commercial, it's not funny or interesting!!!

1}. Which Sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your Mother

2}. How do you embarrass an Archeologist?

A: Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

3}. What's the difference between a ***** and a whore?

A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party; A ***** sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

4}. What's the difference between Love, true Love, and showing off?

A: Spitting, Swallowing, and Gargling.

5}. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

6}. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes a dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.

7}. What is the biggest problem for an Atheist?

A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

8}. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ***?

A: A Mechanic.

9}. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

10}. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?

A: The one who can eat the last doughnut.

11}. Jewish dilemma;

...........Free pork.......

12}. The three words men hate to hear most during sex?

A: "Are you in?"

13}. The three words women hate to hear most during sex?

A: "Honey, I'm home!"

Tree hugger

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.

She told hi m she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down. "

The lie detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual

gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son

returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting

home?', they asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit

project' said Tommy.

The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking

him completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking

him off his chair.

With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.

We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly

knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one!

And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.

Why can't i download YM without having to sign up for a free trial of Blockbuster DVD rentals?

To have all the money in the world?

To be loved by everyone in the world?

To have all the time in the world to do whatever you like?

I choose time because:

1. Time heals all wounds

2. Having enough time can make you experience more things.

3. Time can make you money.

4. More time means more love.

5. You never have to worry about being late...

6. There's always tommorow.

Can anybody choose a better option or provide a better explanation?

I notice a lot of racist bastards using it a lot.

What's it like over there?

i'm talking about half black/white, half hisp/white. asian/black well you know what i mean.

for the racist i'm talking about half breeds

What would Simon Cowell say to her if she were to auditon on american idol?

Did you she ever have a concert?

Why don't people just pick an answer to their questions? Even though the answer is so obvious? I got tired of voting, I just rate now.

Last time I tried one online I totally forgot about it until I got a bill one year later on my credit card.

Let's put it to a vote...