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He is in the bathroom, and i can hear him watching porn on his iPhone. What is a funny comment to say to him when he gets out?

Rap songs where the guy does not get the girl. Quality rap songs though!

So i used to like this chick n she Chopped n Screwed me (Said she was not into me like i was into her, at least i think). So i was like ok. Most of the time there is no more conversation between two people after that (because it gets awkward) but she still talked to me and texts me n stuff. She acts like she likes me when shes around me like at school but when i text her some times she dosent text back. N at school shes like, Are you alright? and im thinkin "no, WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME????!?!?! but of course i say ya im cool. What dose she want from me??? she keeps messin wit me.

I need a real elaborate answer one that i can spend like 5 min talking for a science project.

Ok if u gunna be a duche just leve now, i dont care what u have to say.

So this girl n i have been talkin in class for a while i like her so i have been getting at her (hitting on her kinda) so it seemd she likes me, she looks at me all the time (we sit right next to each other) she laughs at all my jokes, and i got her number n we texted n i tried to chill with her outside of class but she allwayse has stuff to do. so i sad i was wondering if she was just playing hard to get or she was not instristed in a text i sent her. Her reply was she did not evn kno i was tring to get at her. Next day she sees me at school and tries to scare mi but i see her and she gives me a hug like " haha i was gunna try n scare u, i got art now" n i said "ok" n we didnt rely talk about it. then that same day she said she was goin to the mall n i said for her to text me when she got there n she never texted. WTF!!!!! Dose she like me or not???? because im thinking of not evn trying to get at her any more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVwYRInJo7o

We dont got no studio or anything just a mic a comp and some lyrics

I own a MacBook and want to start making hip hop beats. I don't quite know how to use a Akai MPC or anything like that but i want to get one

what is a good cheep first one to use... COMPATIBLE WITH MAC!

I like this girl n i thought she likes me and we went out and it was good but she would not let me kiss her cause she was talking to her x and they might have got back to togather. i texted her later and asked her if she wanted to be just friends or what. after she said she likes me but she ended up saying she wanted to sleep on it i asked her the next day if she had come to a conclusion and she said no its been about a week and still i have no reply. what should i do? what dose this mean?

u kno wit us guys and relationships

For a high schooler with little money and no car.

So I ask this girl weather or not she wants to be just friends and she says that iono what u think bs. I ask her if she wants to go further n she askes to sleep on it

a day goes by and i dont get a word then the next day i ask if she has come to a conclusion n she says she not yet she is still thinking. Am i ever gunna get the answer? And if not what should i do to get it?

like where your body is black and your ipod and earphones are white and you can have any backround