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One more try at this:

I want to know how Europeans stereotype Americans.

-- Break it down however you like; race, region, religion, gender, etc...

I want the good and bad.

Do you think Texas all wear cowboy hats? Californians all surf & smoke dope? All of us enjoy taking over countries?

If you want to bash us, fine. Just please stick to the format of the question.

I ask in J & R b/c this is where I keep seeing it.

I often see questions about stereotypes. i.e. which ones are true ?, what are the ones for certain races ?, etc...

I want to know American steroetypes. Break it down however you like; race, religion, gender, etc...

I want the good and bad.

If you want to bash us, fine. Just please stick to the format of the question.

There used to be a place called 'Taco Cabrito' (I think) east of Houston on I-10 very close to the Bud Brewery and a Fiesta Grocery. Is it still there ? If it is... Do you know the exit # ? I have a friend going soon and she wants to check it out.

Thanx.

I have a 2 year old; and please don't tell me to not let him do it. If you've had a 2 year old, you understand.

All of the sudden a Genie appeared: "Paddy, you've been a good man! Although, I can't get you off this island, I can give you threewishes to ease your lonliness. What would you like?"

Paddy: "Oh what a glorious day! Thank you kind sir! First, I would like a companion, the most beautiful Irish lass that ever trod the earth, with a nice healthy rack!" POOF-Maureen O'Hara appears (w/ a nice set). "Wow, I'm impressed!"

Genie: "Now, for your second wish?"

Paddy: " How about a pint of Guiness that never empties" POOF-A pint appears. "Oh, my- I must try this right now" Paddy drinks it up and sure enough the pint immediately refills itself. "Amazing!", Paddy says.

Genie: "And, for your third wish?"

Paddy: " That was so good, I'll just take another one of these"

sheep can't cook!!!

He saw a big green sign that said "Disney World- Left"- so he turned around and went back home!

Wherever I go, Dago!!!

(for the dense ones-check which category you're in)

32% Alcohol

24% Drugs

17% Shot by harpoon

10% Misprint on TrimSpa label. Accidentally went on 30 day DIE plan.

9% Tried to fit into her old Guess Jeans.

5% Truly loved that old geezer she married. Died of heartbreak.

2% Playboy celebrity issue. Airbrushed to death.

1% Cheesecake Asphyxiation

The bimbo has been dead two weeks now and there aren't hardly any jokes yet. Welcome to our kinder and gentler society.Her silicone body is cold-time to pay tribute to the greatness of A.N.S. with tasteless jokes.

the dog poo doean't stink anymore!

I can't take credit for it, but here it is:

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

Larry and Howard fight for custody.

The jury asks both the men for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the judge asks Howard first.

Howard says, "Well I helped Anna Nicole carry this child around in her stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process with Anna Nicole, this is my child and a part of me."

The judge is impressed and then turns to ask Larry the same question.

Larry replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-

olds,

"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most

famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.

Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right

either."

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus

Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,come up here

and I'll give you the $2."

As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know

Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus

Christ."

Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but

business is business..."

To compensate for the 72 virgins!

Why did Britney shave her head?

B/c Anna Nicole stole her headlines by dying!

...badda bing...

c'mon guys-the Bimbo has been dead for a couple of weeks-where are the jokes? Don't give me the insensitive, respect for the dead BS. When I was in school and the first space shuttle went down, we had jokes w/ in 24 hrs. Grow some stones and spit 'em out. Remember-it's only jokes.

--Please no recycled blond jokes either-I want new stuff.

Because ARKANSAS SUX!!!

now that you're here-I'm tired of the same old dishes:fried squirrel, squirrel gumbo, squirrel w/ gravy-I've got a whole mess of 'em and need some suggestions.

I'm in Louisiana-yes this is real

This is asked often I now see. I don't see anything new out there. Bands w/ any popularity have been around awhile. Hip Hop seems to dominate a predominately white population. Is Hip Hop the new Rock?---I know, blasphemy. Am I not looking in the right place(in the good ole' days I didn't have to look-it came and found me) ? Is this cyclical? Please, give me some insight. I'll play a Rush album while I wait-E.S.L..