Pauly

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Does anybody else ever watch a movie trailer and wonder if they would be alive to actually see that movie? It's a strange feeling to have, and I have it everytime I see trailers at a movie.

On Windjammer next week? If so, look for me, Captain Patrick the Starfish. I'll be the one with the long, beaded beard.

It seems like anywhere I go, the teen boys have their pants down to their knees showing off their boxers, and girls are showing off their thongs. Isn't it time to pull the pants up?

If so, you like the old Mouth or new Mouth better?

Amateur wino here. lol

Why is it that some people can dish it to others via their questions and answers on here, but if you answer one of their questions with a bold statement, they report it as a violation. At the end of voting, I will post what question(s) I am talking about. I answered a user's question with a biting remark that doesn't violate the rules on here, but they reported my answer. Still, they have a question posted that completely violates the rules. Who's checking the violations?

I watched the sun rise today from my breakfast nook, and was thinking how I need to enjoy it before they build some big old wallymart or sky scraping condo unit next to my house in the empty field.

If you are in line for the throne of England, how close? How many others would have to relinquish their right or perish for you to be the king or queen of England?

Have you ever had a chance encounter with a celebrity? If so, who was it, how did it happen, and did you talk to them?

In the movie V for Vendetta, Natalie Portman's character is served a breakfast both by V and by the big headed guy that looks like toast with a poached egg in the middle. Anyone know what it's called, and how to make it?

I lost the installation disk for my Sony Clie J35, and now I want to use it with my new windows laptop at work. Where can I find either a replacement disk for cheap, or download the applications needed?

What is that really soothing song that is played on the Club Med commercials on the TV? It's the commercial that has the faces hidden in the scenery. I'd love to get ahold of that entire song.

We have a home that I had built semi-custom a couple of years ago, and I passed on the builder installing a gas line to the kitchen and installing a gas range. Now I'm thinking we'd like a gas range, but is the cost for plumbing/electrical work worth it, along with the cost for a new gas range?