rogdogg187

So today Ive seen 2 different girls on here complaining. 1 girl complains she doesnt get enough sex from her husband. The other complains her husband wants it all the time and when he doesnt get it he watches porn which she doesnt like.

1. I wish i could find a girl who wanted sex all the time

2. Why do girls care so much about damn porn and your bf / husband watching it takin care of himself. he could be out bangin some other chick!!

Anyone agree with my logic here or am i just crazy?

Guys can answer too I guess, seems that it doesnt happen as much though. Isnt it corny? Did anything happen from it? And I dont mean kids looking for friends and emailing each other for fun. You know what Im talking about. Just curious who actually does it.

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home when I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too... When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

As in music you wont normally listen to with other people around. C'mon, you know you have those types of songs.

Also accepting answers for cd's/burned cds in your car.

How many "does he like me?" or "i think im pregnant/sick" questions do we need.. why do people ask these questions to strangers. go to a doctor if you have health concerns.

And whats with all the male bashing? someone will ask "why cant i find a nice guy?" then girls answer "there arent any". most people on here are ignorant. And lets stop saying "guys/girls only please". That is not going to happen.

Dont you all agree?

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that ’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her, they kiss, and then they rip each others clothes off and make love.

After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it? ”

The woman says, “You can have any teddy from the bottom shelf. ”

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck -- and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great! Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic! We had be en trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.......

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.......

And...Both tests came out positive!"

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas.

Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size

bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that

he decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back,"

said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And I

won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few

real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him

down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little

bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to

over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and

saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they

were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster. Terrified, he

ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the

Harbor as he could.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and

were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're

bringing it back !"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for

that little bronze Mexican over there!"

Lil Jon's "Snap Yo Fingers". Ive been to some sites where you can listen to the "radio edit" but I was wondering if theres a place I can listen to the explicit version. The whole song, not just a clip. Or if anyone has it feel free to email it to me! Thanks.

When I try to reinstall it it tells me " the file wmp.dll has a version number 10.0.0.4019 where 10.0.0.3990 was expected. Windows Media Player is not installed properly and must be reinstalled" Well I tried reinstalling and it keeps telling me it can complete setup. I HAVE downloaded the file from the windows website so I know its the latest. wtf?

I need answers to the final exam of the course you would take online or in a classroom.

About a month ago, all my wma files I bought from the internet are no longer playing. Same thing goes for videos on the internet, if they are windows media videos. Im getting a codec missing error when trying to play files. Ive reinstalled WMP 10 and downloaded the codec it said I needed. Ive also downloaded the codec pack from Windows Media Downloads. Does anyone know what the hell the problem is here?

I got a song from the album not yet released. Its on KROQ. Pretty tight. Tom from Blink-182 lead sings. The drummer from Offspring, and a few others. Anyone else hear them?

I heard it a few times on XM Radio. I think it might be a dj exclusive track. It mixes The Games "Dreams" and the 80s band Hearts' song "These Dreams". Does any one have it or know where I can get it?

Its a video of the thanksgiving special but the voices are re-made to make them sound black. Its very funny and I seen it before but cannot find it now.