blakereik

Marvin and Dorothy are having dinner in celebration of their 75th wedding anniversary. Dorothy come us with the idea that they should meet in the nude for breakfast the following morning to celebrate their lover for each other.

When Dorothy awakes she finds Marvin has already prepared breakfast and is sitting at the table completely nude, reading his newspaper. He keeps reading as she begins to talk. "Marvin," she says "sitting here this morning, looking at you naked, makes my nipples as hot as the first time we made love"

At this Marvin looks up and says "Well Dorothy that is because the left one is in your oatmeal and the right one is in my coffee"

A cowboy walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a shot of tequila, slams it down and orders another, slams that one down and orders a third. After the third the bartender is getting concerned and asks him why he is drinking so much. "First blo-job" is the mans reply. Upon hearing this the bartender pours another shot and says, "In that case have one more on me".

The man shakes his head and says "Thanks a lot, but if three didn't get the taste out I doubt a fourth one will"

would never be more than 1.5 times than my age, and I would die before turning 40. I now make enough money to live well into my 100's, I still have a 31 inch waist, and I am not unhealthy. Should I spend all my money catching up on goals two and three, or should I modify my goals?

I know you may still love your partner, but do you miss the excitement, anticipation, surprise of actually falling in love? There is an energy in a first kiss that you don't experience as time goes by. Do you miss these feelings?

side note: Do you sometimes get it back after a heated argument?

I can only think of two....Drinking and Driving, Sex and Paying (prostitution). Can anyone else provide examples of two things that are legal activities until they are done in combination. Before some MADD mother freaks out on me, I am not condoning these behaviors I just find it interesting.

Why is it that so many people are asking questions on this board that can be answered by simply typing keywords into google? You have the worlds most powerful research tool sitting in front of you, but instead you decide to ask people you don't know for the answers. Is this just a sign of how truly helpless people have become in todays society. That they need other people to Google their homework assignments for them. I fear our future if this is indicative of the next generations ability to work.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/07...

Is it coincidental or indicative that maybe some of the current theories are flawed.

Is this some type of evolutionary reversal?

http://sleepingintelligence.blogspot.com/

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I am looking for sites to feature on one of my blogs, http://dealotheday.blogspot.com.../ . Let me know which sites you guys do your shopping at.

Thanks,

Blake

http://dealotheday.blogspot.com.../

I am looking for sites to feature on one of my blogs, http://dealotheday.blogspot.com/ . Let me know which sites you guys do your shopping at.

Thanks,

Blake

http://dealotheday.blogspot.com/

Alternate phrasing for the english challenged:

Why fo u peples cant be speling s*** koreKtly, wie does you knot know how to form a compleat sentance or yuse correct pucktuatin marx. is dat 2 much to aks, dint they teche youse anyting in skool,