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    I want to train my fish to come up to me, when I walk to my pond.how can i do that?

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    It is not in the fuse panel inside drivers door.

    It is not in the under hood panel.

    The power window fuses (in both locations) do NOT operate the door locks.

    Door actuator keeps unlocking the doors and turning lights on (the battery is going to where down if I can't find the fuse or pull the battery cable), need to shut it down until we can get it fixed.

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  • I can't resist! Here is my dumbest joke! What is yours?

    OK...

    There are 3 Strings.

    They want to go in to a bar but a sign on the door says "NO STRINGS ALOUD"

    So, the first strings says "I'm going in anyway!"

    He enters, and is promptly thrown out by the bartender.

    The second String says "Hey, I've got an idea!"

    He puts on a wig, fake mustache, and glasses, and enters the bar. The bartender looks him up and down and yells "Hey, your string, get out of here!" And tosses the poor string out of the bar.

    The third Sting thinks for a long time. Then comes up with an idea. He cuts the end of himself off and ruffles it up. Then he ties himself in the middle.

    He walks into the bar up to the the bartender and order a drink. The bartender looks quizzically at the String and asks "Hey, aren't you a String?"

    The String answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

    27 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 decades ago