Soundjata

Specifically, what will my new sign be?

I'm a Pisces.

I can't do anything right lately. I had a bad couple of months and got depressed for a bit (You know, life). Anyway, my two female roommates have started to complain about everything I do.

We used to eat together on a regular basis, the deal being that if one of them cooked I would do dishes. The thing is I, though I enjoy the food I can't stand doing dishes. Eventually they started cooking four sometimes five nights a week, each time leaving a kitchen full of dishes for me to do. So, I being a smart guy, decided to eat out more often, and let them cook for themselves and clean for themselves. It seemed logical but turned out to be a mistake as well. Now I'm apparently not respecting all the hard work they go through to prepare meals as well as being egregiously antisocial.

The other night I volunteered to do dishes (because I was hungry) but made the mistake of grumbling about the work as I was doing it. My roommate who was in the next room with the door closed heard me and came out and really laid in to me for being ungrateful.

So it's catch -22. If I do the dishes i've been advised to not complain. If I don't eat their food (thus avoiding dishes) then I'm a bad roommate.

Keep in mind that I always do my own dishes and am especially careful of picking up after myself.

Part of me wonders if because I've been in a funk and therefore less engaging or entertaining that they simply want to replace me and are trying to annoy me into leaving. But i can't afford to move.

So the question is how do I stay under the radar until I can afford to get out before they kick me out?

Is there an inanimate object that frightens you?

Did you get over it?

How?

Or is the math more complicated?

Dance, graffiti, rap. Is there a site where we can judge people's skills?

I'm talking about classic sesame street. Not the new crap. The 70's and 80's.

This is, of course, for an important psychological study.

Please answer cynically.

Does knowing this matter?

They are four houses, two in Oakland CA, and two in San Francisco CA.

Lower middle class neighborhoods.

All rented.

Plus, my Dad has given me plenty of money over the years, so I owe him.

How much should he pay me a month? He's offering me a hundred dollars a month. Is that too little?

Don't forget this is California - Everything's more expensive here.

If you see a woman walking down the street.

Talk to her.

And get her number.

What are the chances that she's a nice girl?

Have you simply witnessed it, or did you come from it?

Did it change you?

I get my fair share of best answers.

But if I'm so smart, why am I still single?

I'm always telling guys it's a numbers game, if you want to meet women, then strike up conversations with as many as you can.

Makes sense, right?

But I find myself being ridiculously picky.

I seem to look for reasons not to talk to women I'm attracted to.

Like I saw this girl who looked nice and approachable, but the tiny tattoo she had on the top of her foot annoyed me so I kept going.

WTF?

Like that was really a problem. I'm obviously thinking too much.

How do snap out of this and move forward?

Or

Am I waiting for someone special?

Do they think smokers need cigarettes to breath?

Do they think clothes are stupid?

Are we their slaves?

When you were a kid.

I think it was Linda Carter. Wonder Woman.

Were you from a single parent household?

Do you think it had any effect on your developement?

Did you win, lose, or run? What happened between you two after that?