Mama Otter

A Happy Lady with a 32 year marriage to another beautiful Happy Lady. We have a lovely house, a big yard near a large Lake in Wisconsin, 5 cats (1 Moderate Elderly Kitteh,1 HUGE House Tiger,1 Tiny Princess and the twins who are just a year old) and a mortgage. I garden, keep house, spinning, wood-working and play Mama-Otter to practically everyone. I have 7 children of my own, all of which are Gay and 10 years younger than I am. They needed a Mom and so tada! Some are near, some are far, some are lost to me and one owes me a life for something he did. Amiable almost to a fault but Do NOT Annoy Me. You WILL NOT win. I've declared myself ruler of Wisconsin as I've seceded from the Union; making myself Duchess of the Cheeselands and the Upper Peninsulas. Please go about your business as if nothing has changed. I'm benevolent. “My religion is very simple. My religion is Kindness.” --The Dalai Lama