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What type of programming would you put on?

What kind of network would it be like? (public/premium, etc.)

Recently I thought I'd let my aunt know that I supported President Obama's stand on same sex marriage. I thought secretly I'd be letting her know that I thought it was okay that she was gay.

Boy was I in for a shock! Not only was my aunt against same sex marriage, but she started saying that she was against it because it says it in the bible!

Let me tell you about my aunt. She is clearly gay because I never see her socializing with people of the opposite sex. She has always had a "special friend" that she would call and spend time with. She even goes on vacations with other women.

What confounds me is how she can say one thing and do just the opposite. If she thinks that her family and friends just assume that she's just a spinster aunt then clearly she thinks we're all idiots.

Any thoughts?

A New Jersey mother has recently brought public attention to people who tan excessively.

There are laws that prohibit bars from serving drunk patrons. Should there be a similar law for people who are too tan?

I am sick of the press giving these people an audience. I am actually envying Amish people now!

How about you?

Is there anything unusual that you do/don't do before going to a concert?

Recently, my sister and I have started a new concert ritual. We eat at Subway before going to a concert.

We also have a long standing one of not listening to the band we're seeing that night. That one is like a jinx for us because we did that and had the worst luck that entire night.

I always see guys asking who the hottest animated female character is, so I thought I'd ask who is the hottest male character.

Let's see if we agree.

It just seems to me that people have become hypnotized by this mediocre movie. They are becoming obsessed with it and can't think of anything else.

This is bothering me.

I was thinking that pirates and musicals have been proven to be popular with movie goers, so why not have both?

If your answer is yes, who do you think should play; Fredrick, Mable, Pirate King, Ruth, the Major, etc.?

It seems like everyone is remaking some cool old movie into a really bad remake.

Maybe if they turned it around and picked a bad movie, they could turn it into a good movie.

Any suggestions?

have religious tattoos when they steal, kill and hurt people?

I'm afraid of ventriloquist dummies.

What about you?

It was about these women in prison, probably made between late 1970's and early 1980's.

It was a drama.

I read the book "Positronic Man", which was made into "Bicentenial Man" and have always felt that the movie was the worst interpretation of a book.

What would be yours?

It can be from the past or more recent releases.

My current favorite is talking on your cellphone in an underground garage where you are broadcasting your presence and so distracted that you won't notice an axe murderer right behind you.

having your teeth cleaned without anesthesia?

I don't like anesthesia, I'd rather put up with the discomfort than to drool all over myself the rest of that day.

book on parenting?

I always see questions in this section about huge epic weddings with hundreds of people. I was wondering if anyone has ever had a small intimate wedding, maybe with immediate family and close friends and if so, were they satisfied with this arrangement?

Do you constantly have to repeat yourselves to family or have the sense that people are tuning you out?

Have you uttered the phrase "I told you..." about a million times?

Why?

A friend of mine recently admitted that he chose not to participate in his high school graduation exercise, no cap or gown, but instead he picked up his diploma at school. I told him if I did that, my family would hit the roof and force me to go.

I asked before if anyone got good seats for this years Ozzfest and only ONE person answered yes.

So now, I want to hear some sob stories, because we all know who got all the good seats, don't we?

Best rant gets picked best answer.