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The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very

rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and

the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the

pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to

live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the

hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but

he felt like he was missing an important part of

himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a

different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44

long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in

the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2

neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How

about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's

see...size 36."

Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18

years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A

32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your

spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit = $600

New shirt = $36

New underwear = $6

Second opinion PRICELESS.

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very

rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and

the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the

pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to

live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the

hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but

he felt like he was missing an important part of

himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a

different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44

long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in

the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2

neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How

about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's

see...size 36."

Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18

years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A

32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your

spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit = $600

New shirt = $36

New underwear = $6

Second opinion PRICELESS.

Do you get gas, Novacain, Viagra, nothing

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is

suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

"No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold

onto when I pull out your tooth.

How often do you use it?

Are there alot of you whose husbands or parents won't let you get one? Why?

1- urine

2- poop

3- sweat

4- toe jam

5- ear wax

6- snot

7- semen

8- menstrual blood

9- pus