Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Lv 43,036 points

dhfman999

Favorite Answers8%
Answers842

I am a screenwriter, an actor and a stand up comic(unpaid so far) but trying.

  • I quit smoking three months ago, finally after forty years.?

    I don't want to ever smoke again and have dieted and exercised to keep from gaining weight. I'm looking for something to take smokings place that's healthy, fun and fills my oral fixation. I don't chew my nails or anything else and am not gay, so no funny answers, you bastards. Food, gum and candy aren't doing it for me. Any ideas?

    9 AnswersDiet & Fitness1 decade ago
  • Big, big boobies?

    I feel a woman who artifically enlarges her breasts for cosmetic reasons only is asking that everyone have a good look. I equate it to a guy stuffing a roll of socks in his pants to get attention. Am I off base here?

    20 AnswersPhilosophy2 decades ago
  • MySpace is what?

    I like Myspace and have nearly 500 friends(most are pornstar babes and rock bands, not bad friends to have). I just realized in a sprawling search that everyone is white(just about). Where are all the brothers and sisters?

    6 AnswersPolls & Surveys2 decades ago
  • Sense of humor, anyone?

    I got a violation email for answering the question "what can I do about all that motorcycle noise in the summer?" with the comment "shotgun". I thought it was a wry comment. Wrong. Anyone else get a violation for what they thought was a funny answer? If so, I'm reporting eveyone, everytime, regardless of the response and see how Yahoo deals with it.

    23 AnswersPhilosophy2 decades ago
  • Tool concert tonight!?

    Going to Tool tonight at the Fox theater in Detroit. Besides my big smile, what should I wear?

    1 AnswerMusic2 decades ago
  • Lucid dreams?

    I have had some limited experiences with lucid dreaming(realizing you are dreaming, then directing the action - don't ask). Anyone else experiencing this and any tips on becoming better at it?

    12 AnswersOther - Entertainment2 decades ago
  • In too deep.....?

    I now frequent YAnswers on top of my addiction to poker, sports, boobs, Cnn, EBay, Google, games, playing music, writing and side tracking to various spots. What are some other addicting sites that I'm not aware of yet?

    3 AnswersOther - Entertainment2 decades ago
  • I'm starting to lose it at Y!?

    I've realized I can't answer many of these questions unless it's with humor. From girls with dogs to 5 year olds smoking pot, I am more amazed with each tale of incest or technical support for penis implants then the one before. I knew it was a twisted world out there, but not this much. Did you?

    4 AnswersYahoo Answers2 decades ago
  • Google, anyone?

    Many of these questions can be answered by googling. It's definitely the social aspect of Y!Answers that makes it appealing to me. Anyone have a different reason?

    14 AnswersPhilosophy2 decades ago
  • Are they in jail yet?

    Did anyone hear if any of the sex offender priests went to jail in any city? How about the cardinals and bishops that covered it up? Don't they belong in jail, too?"

    3 AnswersPhilosophy2 decades ago
  • There are 2000 different religions in the US. That is a fact.?

    What is the whackiest one?

    5 AnswersPhilosophy2 decades ago