BigBadWolf

I live in Albuquerque about 200 miles north of the border and lately there is a lot of talk about what if???

We do have good cause to worry, over 18,000 murders to date in their country... don't want that happening in my front yard ya know... I know their very worried over in Texas... now they have hits out on their police officers and cartel members following school children...

Well I know we worry here but was wondering if other parts of the country have the same worries...

I have a chance to swap my Dan Wesson 6" 44 mag for this Keltec SU-16A

Only I've never seen one don't know much about them...

any personal experiences, thoughts???

good trade or is this a pass???

Why? can't use the sights

doubtful they'll hit anything..

ejected rounds will hit them on the head.

so why?

I know this couple from church, she 19 with a two year old and she just married a 49 YO not the babies father solely for the sake of being taken care of... He's not her sugar daddy they just live together and he looks after both of them

Not that I have a prob with large age gaps personally but I was wondering if this was something others would do under similar conditions... I'm not sure I would if love wasn't there...

So would you marry simply for convince?

What would be the most unlikely car you'd ever see parked at a whorehouse?

I'm gonna say a Yugo...

Every day the news keeps spewing these fluff stories about how things are getting better...

In light of my oldest son just being laid off his Federal Government job yesterday (BIA) I felt compelled to ask...

Is the main stream media right? are things really getting better?

Is your family better off today then it was...

or are things as bad if not worse than before?

Be honest now there's no one to catch you cheating and there is no wrong answer...

Then what's the reason it's that way Nature or nurture? Is it something were taught or are we just wired that way?

If a real Alien were to land on earth and make first contact with humanity, who would be the last person on earth you'd pick to be that person to represent all of humanity?

The people on my list would be folks like “Al Gore” “Paris Hilton” “Sacha Baron Cohen” AKA Borat.

So who’s on your list????

Simple question if you describe your sex life as a color what would it be?

Mine would be like a "burnt umber" Still smoldering despite my age. but not as hot as it once was

My granddaughter has always been a fussy eater or should I say, do anything not to eater? Anyway she's now below the 10% on her growth chart and the doctors say we need to feed her more? easier said than done... anyone else go through this if so what did you do ???

Sighed Grandpa of skinny 2YO

You know what I mean that feeling that something wasn't right that unexplainable feeling of danger?

If you ignored it did something happen? or did it just pass leaving you jumpy?

As for me I had that feeling all day yesterday morning but nothing happened? and I'm still jumpy

A successful rancher died and left everything to his young and beautiful devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand

,'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o 'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around

two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow

sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.'

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.'

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the

floor.

Then she looked at him and said,'If you ever wear my clothes into town

again, you're fired.'

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are alwayys getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

'Do you know where God is, son?'

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting

there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

'Where is God?!'

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

'Where is God?!'

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

'What happened?'

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

'We are in BIG trouble this time....

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at him and saying "Hello". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?", to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids". Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all of my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?". She looks into his eyes calmly and says,

"No, I'm your son's math teacher".

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doc tor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my daddy!"

"The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

"Cold beer, football and women with big boobs"!

Riddle of the Day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

The answer is:

'A Last Name.'

personally I think this whole thing has been blown way out of proportion so rather then stress on it I'm going to throw a we're all going to die BBQ so who what to come...its BYOB BTW