Moon Man

Before I go searching through Canadian immigration laws I thought I'd ask here...

I am a dual Canadian/Irish citizen, currently living in Ireland (born Canadian) and am soon to be moving back to Canada for good. My question is... Do you think I'll any problem getting back into Canada using my Irish passport only? I don't have a lot of money to spend re-newing my Canadian passport but the way I see it, I am Canadian, I was born there and no matter which passport I use I should be able to come home...

Any thoughts on this??? Thanks...

We're on our way to Grand Canaria Island and want to rent a car. What I would like to know is should I get the "Excess" car insurance coverage. I'm a little confused as to what this is... Also, can you recommend any car renal places you have used and liked?

Thanks...

Does anyone know when Channel 4 will start airing new episodes of Shameless?

Heading there soon, was wondering what the driving is like? Looks dicey from Google Earth!!

I was on here for a good while about 4yrs ago, had a lot of fun and racked up a good amount of points doing so too!! Then I got married and forgot all about it!!

Now that I've settled a bit and come back here every so often, I've noticed people referring to Trolls. I know what Spam is, there was quite a lot of it floating around here back then.

But please, can someone explain just what a Troll is?

Thanks...

When I hit 8000? This q should get me to 7999. Do I get a special level?

My friend set me up on a date and he kept going on about her maphrodite. What the heck is a maphrodite???

The only gay Eskimo in your tribe?

Okay, this is my third joke from Ireland this week... (taken from an Irish TV show)

A man in is Ireland on his way from Dublin to a small town out in the country to a place called Killinskully. Nearing the end of his trip, he begins to think he might be lost. Just then, up in the distance he sees a man walking up on the road ahead and decides to slow down to ask him for directions.

Slowing his car down to a crawl to match the pace of the man walking. he rolls down his window and says...

"Excuse me sir, could you tell the quickest way to a town called Killiniskully?"

The man walking turns and looks at him, then looks left and right as if to be puzzled with the questions and then asks in his deep Irish country accent...

"Killiniskully you say? Well now, let me see, depends if ya are walkin' or is ya drivin'?

Somewhat taken aback at first by the old mans question, the man in the car answers...

"Well I'm, driving of course!"

"Ah yes" begins the Irishman. "Then' dat' would be the quickest way"...

Two Dublin lads are at the bar in very crowded night club standing next to a group of good looking girls one of which, a tall beautiful blond, they can't keep their eye's off. But soon they realise that she's all up in herself and start making snide remarks that she can clearly hear.

Finally she's had enough and with a nasty snarl she quickly turns around and says to one of them...

"What the hell are you saying about me?"

To witch he replies... (in a heavy Dublin accent)

"I was just sayin to me mate 'ere dat you's reminds me of dat famous blond singer"

Puzzled but now intrigued and with a sudden smile and certain interested glint in her eye she asks...

"Oh really? Which one? Britney Spears?"

Then yer Dublin lad answers back quick as a whip...

"No, de 'udder one. What's da name? Oh yeah... Rod Steward"

In school one day the teacher asks the class to come up with a sentence containing the word "Contagious"

Little miss goody-two shoes Mary stands up and says "Me Mam says that when I've the flu, I'm not to go out and play 'cus I'm contagious"

"Very good Mary" says the teacher and the asks if anyone else can come up with something.

Nasty little Seamus stands up and says "Me Da says the neighbour is painting his house with a one inch brush and it's gonna take the c*nt-ages"

Please don't go and get all offended and report me... It's only a joke!!!

Man is IKEA ever a big place, it took hours to find him...

One stops, turns to the other and asks... "Does this taste funny to you?"

Why are some of you in such a big rush to answer the question without reading the second part??? (re-my last question)

New question surfer or do you dig down a few pages???

A frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me?????

Take candy from a baby or a stranger???

(chill out, it's a joke question!!)

Chicken Sh*t.... Would Y/A fine me for using FOWL language????

Because they eat fish!!!!