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Ok so for my English class I gotta post 3 blogs, but I have like 2 problems:

1) I have no idea what the hell a blog is exactly

2) I have no idea for any topic

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never real

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever

did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Any time someone says it I only here the first line how does the rest goes.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

What are some misconceptions about living in the projects

A man is in a canoe, he only has the clothes thats on his body and his hat fell in the water how did he get his hat but it was out to far to reach.

P.S.

There was no oar or stick or objest in the canoe with him.

I need a recipe for my birthday cake that doesnt have in coconuts, peacons, or almonds. Thanks

The internet is so borrowing when Im not chatting with my friends, what is there to do when Im not talking with them?

Can you please tell me where I can download music,movies absolutely free no sign in fee no monthly fee or anything like that.

Oh and Limewire doesnt work for my computer

Oh and If you dont mind getting the lyrics, htat would be nice ^_^

I herd that some of the really expensive perfumes contain animal urine and wasn't sure if its true. Does anyone know if it really does?

Am I the only one that goes around open questions voting for people and do u get points if someone votes for ur question/answer?

Ok I need a good link or any info on the process of deposition and sublimation the direct change of solid to gas and vise versa

I need information on the latest thing about natural science with the Earth Plz help me.

Does anyone know how I can get msn games on my computer for free and its not like the free trial thing. My mom got it on her computer but dont remember how she got it

Am I the only one that feels that they should show the avatars body cause we worked so hard to find the clothes and stuff?

Why is it that people on the mainland heard atleast one of Paris Hiltons songs but where I live I didnt even know that she started untill this morning when I was watching E!.

From since the sixth grade I been trying to break out of myshell and be the true me but for some reason I cant. When Im with a small group of people that I kinda know I can be myself. If its the same people but addin like 2 people I dont know or if its a big group of people I turn into a wall flower. I use to say that Im just shy but I cant take it no more. I cant even be myself around my own family.

Can someone please help me with my problem?

1.It's not always rainbows and butterflies

It's compromise that moves us along

My heart is full and my door's always open

You can come anytime you want

I don't mind spending everyday

Out on your corner in the pouring rain

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Ask her if she wants to stay awhile

2.You take me away

From the pain

And you bring me paradise

And when there were cloudy

days you brought sunshine in my life

It never occurred

To me the first time I saw your face

I would fall so deep in love

That your love can't be replaced

3.I'm tired of being what you want me to be

Feeling so faithless lost under the surface

Don't know what you're expecting of me

Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

Every step that I take is another mistake to you

(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

And every second I waste is more than I can take