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A priest, a rabbi, an Irishman, and a duck walk into a bar?
The bartender says, " what is this, a joke?"
6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoHOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK?
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Your PC will ask you:
'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
5. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
6. Feel better?
GOOD!
10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoFunniest joke of the day?
Star if you like it.
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new
Bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the
money,
Came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and
Wouldn't even look at a cow.
Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a
Look at the bull.
Next week, Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had
helped.
The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced
all
Of my cows! He broke through the fence, and bred all my
Neighbor's' cows! He's been breeding just about
everything in
Sight. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said Banker Bill, "what did the vet
do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked Banker Bill.
"I don't know, but they kind of taste like
peppermint."
5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoStar if you like this joke?
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new
Bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the
money,
Came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and
Wouldn't even look at a cow.
Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a
Look at the bull.
Next week, Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had
helped.
The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced
all
Of my cows! He broke through the fence, and bred all my
Neighbor's' cows! He's been breeding just about
everything in
Sight. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said Banker Bill, "what did the vet
do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked Banker Bill.
"I don't know, but they kind of taste like
peppermint."
4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoMemoir '44 or Tide of Iron ?
I own Tide of Iron but I have been looking into purchasing Memoir '44. Should I or do I already have the better game?
2 AnswersBoard Games1 decade agoWhy is it that the police never think it's as funny as you do? ?
6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoRiddle me this...............................?
My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches
9 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoThis one is so old you probably never heard it?
Star if you like it.
Mary had a wristwatch, she swallowed it one day,
and now she's taking castor oil to pass the time away.
the castor oil it did not work, the time it would not pass,
so if you want the time of day just look up Mary's ***
5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWho has more #1 country hits, Conway Twitty or George Strait?
5 AnswersMusic1 decade ago