mantaray1970

I'm a widowed man and have female friends but they dont seem to want a relationship with me as I have a son to look after

I bought this boat with the above motor on it, but it is not the same motor as on registration, so I need the year of it to change it over.10 points for first correct answer with source.

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Does it make it harder for recreational anglers to catch fish? Could pollution contribute to " ones that got away " stories?

If you've been to hospital lately, you'll know what I mean.

Lee is passionate about drought stricken farmers. He is a great ambassador for people from the bush, a True Blue Aussie. Will Rudd listen and do something to help him help Australia?

Does the Labour Government have a positive solution to save farming/agriculture? Will Labour put measures in place to sustain a future for farming and agriculture in Australia?

It's alright giving a billion bucks to the Victorian government for the river, but will it help drought stricken farmers or fishermen/women? How can it help farming/agriculture? What measures are put in place to help them? Will it help/sustain water supply to them? Will there be pipe lines to them or tax exempt water trucks?

It was my belief that Japenese were overpowering Chinese for land and a Shoalin Monk went into the bush to meditate and witnessed a grasshopper kill a bird ( sparrow I think ) and from then on, he studied the grasshopper's movements to perfect a style calles Tong Long Sart Sow Gong, which translates to Preying Mantis Killing Hand Skill.

I'm 38, followed Collingwood all my life and forget the words to their song. True Collingwood supporters only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been reading questions in martial arts and people do it for different reasons. So this is like a poll. When I was young, I admit to being a thug, thinking if my techniques I used were sucessful in real life fighting. Now I am older, married and kids, it is more for health and to teach my kids. I started when I was 12 and I am 38 now. So whats your reason?. PLS star if you find this interesting.

A couple of newly weds are lying in bed one

evening, when the guy gets a bit of an urge.

He leans over to his bride and strokes her

gently on the shoulder, she turns to him and

says "We can't tonight, love, I have to go

to the gynecologist in the morning and I want

to be fresh".

The guy rolls back and thinks for a moment,

then turns to his wife and says

"You're not going to the dentist as well are you?"

I've got 12 kids yet i've only had sex twice, gee i've got good mates.

Another bloke at the end of the bar is watching all this and is jeolous as hell so he decides to wait until the bloke goes to the toilet and try and find out his secret of success. When they go to the toilet the bloke tells him that a leprachourn granted him a wish. The other bloke pleads with him how to meet this leprachourn and he was told that he would have to bend over and let him have sex with him to meet him. The jelous bloke says no way and storms back out to the bar. After the jelous bloke has a dozen more pints of Guiness, And watching the other bloke have the time of his life, he figered, what the hell, i'll get it over and done with and meet this leprachourn. He tapped the bloke on the shoulder and says, come on then and of to the toilet they go. The lucky bloke bends him over and really gives it to him as hard as he can with the other bloke crying and screaming in agony.When done he says wheres the leprachourn and the other bloke says you don't believe in them, do you?

Has the water subsided? Is there much damage? Are businesses re-opening?

$125 a quarter for utilities and $33 a quarter for internet. It helps but rural pensioners and carers still suffer. In QLD if ya have to go to a hospital appointment and ya live over 200 klms away you can apply for a travel allowance, which will give you $0.15 a klm. Rural fuel can be 20 to30 cents more a litre than in cities, even more the further you are out of the city. Will/should this change?

Carers save the government billions of dollars by looking after people who would be in hospital if they did not give up their lives/lifestyles and jobs to care for people who can't look after themselves. They also struggle keeping their cars on the road with all the doctor/hospital appointments. If the government humbles itself enough to look into the criteria that has to be met to be a carer and the struggles they face both financially and mentally would they change their view on this matter or would they rather the carers to say " stuff it, call an ambulance and let the hospitals be overcrowded more than they are." Hospital staff, especially pallitive staff know the importance of carers but when or what would it take for the government to realise it ?

Little Johnny's old man was pretty pissed after drinking all day at a BBQ and got home and settled in his chair. Johnny came walking in the lounge and his dad said "pull my finger" Johnny said"no way, you've been drinking all day and eating ****, I'm not wearing that smell". After about 5 minutes of fighting and coaxing his old man succeeded in getting Johnny to pull his finger. As he done it, his old man let out a huge roaring fart with a kind of wet sound to it and with that he bolted to the toilet with Johnny in toe. His old man sat on the toilet trying to clean himself up when Johnny started pissing on him. His old man screamed at him " What the hell are ya doing boy" And while Johnny was still pissing on his old man, he said" you made me pull ya bloody finger and I'm not having the old girl going off at me for pissing myself laughing at you"

Question says it all thanks

He kept on asking the barmaid for beers that way for six months on a regular basis and not leaving until closing time and the barmaid kept on insisting on why he called her Target.

After 6 months on a busy night she decided to stop service on him if he did'nt tell her why he called her Target. By this stage he was pretty drunk and proceeded to tell her that she was his target, that is why he called her that. She asked " how the hell am I your target?". He answered " you're my target because when you start to look good, that means I'm drunk and better go home".

True story