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  • So, how many of you out there who were in a panic?

    over the "end of the world because of the Mayan Calendar" feel like a bunch of gullible idiots because it didn't happen?

    How many of you who were in a panic over Nibiru feel incredibly foolish?

    4 AnswersAstronomy & Space8 years ago

  • Hey, Bush-haters! What happened to the false flag terrorist attack Bush was going to inflict on America?

    You know, the one you all claimed he was going to pull off so that he could declare martial law and have himself anointed King of America? Only two days left for him to . . . oh, wait, the election is already over. Only two days left for him to prevent Oh-No-bama from getting to Washington for . . . oh, wait, he's already there.

    So, I guess all you liberals were actually lying when you said that Bush had plans to steal another election, huh.

    13 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago

  • So, which of Obama's many campaign promises will he break first?

    1) I will not raise taxes on anyone but the wealthy

    2) I will bring the troops home from Iraq within 18 months of my inauguration

    3) I will not take legally-owned guns from the hands of law-abiding citizens

    4) I will not interfere with the Second Amendment to the Constitution

    5) I will not interfere with the right of the people of the United States to determine that marriage is only valid between one man and one woman.

    6) I will unify this country as never before

    7) I will work with both sides of the political spectrum to govern in a bi-partisan fashion

    8) I will solve the financial mess left by my predecessors

    9) other lies as appropriate may be inserted here

    7 AnswersGovernment1 decade ago

  • Wait a moment, what happened? The Large Hadron Collider has been turned on, and we're still here!?

    How foolish do all you folks who claimed that it would be the end of the Earth feel now? The LHC was started more than seven hours ago, and we're all still alive. Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle!!

    What will be the next "the sky is falling" disaster for all you doom-and-gloomers"

    5 AnswersAstronomy & Space1 decade ago

  • Wait a moment, what happened? The Large Hadron Collider has been turned on, and we're still here!?

    How foolish do all you folks who claimed that it would be the end of the Earth feel now? The LHC was started more than seven hours ago, and we're all still alive. Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle!!

    What will be the next "the sky is falling" disaster for all you doom-and-gloomers"

    2 AnswersAstronomy & Space1 decade ago