Wait a moment, what happened? The Large Hadron Collider has been turned on, and we're still here!?

The gullible followers will move on to getting frightened by 2012. The ringleaders will claim that a black hole WAS created (and the U.S. government is covering it up, even though the experiment is in Switzerland) and is eating the Earth right now.

Ya if you read the papers they said that the scientists didn't actually slam the neutrons into each other. They just sent them in a circle. They don't plan to hit them together until after the winter at full speed.

They're still going to act high and mighty about it.

"We never said it would definitely end the world, only that there was a chance. Obviously we got lucky, but it's sickening that scientists went through with this experiment anyways and risked our planet and all of us. I love Jesus!"

are ya sure, Dave?.... you think maybe it opened up a portal to a parallel universe and we just slid thru?...

they won't feel foolish... they'll go with the old excuse, "But it wasn't ME who thought so, it was my buddy Pete who told me about it...." and they'll be wide open to whatever hoax flies by next..... and we'll all have to see it on the Y/A pages till THAT one is proven wrong, too...

do what I do... smile all the way thru it.....with the understanding that without the fools and doofus questions, we'd be just sitting here reading actual scientific q/a's..... (there is that bit of entertainment value, afterall....)

nothing happened

as an astronomer i feel it is important to answer astronomy questions ..

here is what happened!

they turned it on and shot it , simulated it underground ,it worked

but has not been shot in space.that will be oct 10

this is why they are doing it ..

shoot particles and high energy particticles that

created big bang. To see what happens.

for more updates email me to my site and i'll keep you updated and

answer all your questions.

here is the latest on it

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=large%20hadron...