Mona

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. Please know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying under the American flag.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

I think this bill stunk and I personally am very happy the immigration bill is dead! How many of you are happy as well?

Donde esta y que hace? Tiene algun nuevo projecto? Alguien sabe algo?

Instead of illegally coming to the US. If they united in mexico and demanded jobs and change. Why do they feel this country owes

them anything? I think they are barking up the wrong tree?

Even if it's for 1 or 2 days? He is 16 yrs old and very rebellious. He just wants to do what he wants to do with no rules. I live in the state of Texas. Does any one know? I'm at my wits end........Any information would be appreciated.

I feel they have no right to demand anything. They should admit they have broken the law!! then maybe ask what could be done to mend this problem. Not demand amnesty. Just my opinion.... And no, I'm not racist just because of my opinion.

So why are the Illegals representing their country by waiving thier contry flag? I thought they want amnesty to become Americans?

Who runs this country anyway? And why do Illegals have the right to demand anything?

Let's shop, shop away on that day!